many will enter, few will win

fear street
sorry i got cancelled online for saying that gollum has cum gutters
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sometimes a shockingly endearing stupidity overtakes me. it's like a whole different person pokes their head out of me
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can't stop thinking about these pork mooncakes i got off a lady on the street the other day. she gave me a warm one and told me to eat it immediately, that i would be hooked, and she was right
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and if you can believe it, it's my birthday in exactly one month once again
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you have been blessed by the friend onion
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just watched a guy sit in the wet spot on the train so his girlfriend didn't have to. there's love all around you every day tbh
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just witnessed the craziest thing on the train i've ever seen (girl in front of me has a bag from the money laundering rice pudding place)
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witnessing the depravity of a mind who not only goes to the money laundering rice pudding place but also orders so much stuff she needs a couple takeout boxes. i think i'm a true freak. i'm not even close
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made passionfruit flan for family meal and it's making that good pussy noise
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just hired the final person i will need for my holiday pastry team, which means that for the rest of the year other parts of my life are about to be fucked up in ways i currently can't even fathom
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meeting a friend i haven't seen in a long time for coffee after work when i'd honestly rather go home, eat some soup, and not get off my couch until it's bedtime. they're heralding my bravery in heaven actually
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what's every deli in the world selling? well that's on you to figure out, especially if you need #2 coffee filters and you used to have a place you could go for them
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found more coffee filters, if you care
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the human sadiepede 2 retweeted
Protomartyr great band name the music really does sound like that word
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whenever we have discourse about mad men, my power grows. it's the worst show, it's the best show. doesn't matter to me what anybody thinks, i am a golem who draws my power solely from video clips of those new york city ad men
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ingmar bergman. he's really doing some stuff, isn't he
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it's my first time being alive
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the human sadiepede 2 retweeted
mad men writers were cooking with gas in every Henry wooing Betty scene
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nw: a light romp
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telling my best friend who doesn't know movies about the seventh seal: so imagine that scene in bill and ted's bogus journey
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okay, there is something too intoxicating about the smell of a deli cooking breakfast sandwiches when you've just woken up and are just wandering somewhere for coffee filters
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