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Hey everyone! I'm moving storefronts (again)! Since I've gotten most of my merch through Vograce, I'm deciding to use their print-on-demand services from here on out! Check it out! Maybe grab a brand new "Real Fast" holo card! 🛍️🔗 & a longer post about the Whys in the replies!
Screengrab of my my ArtistStore, with my impsona lounging in the foreground, showing off the link to the store (artiststore.com/store/hellamews)

ALT Screengrab of my my ArtistStore, with my impsona lounging in the foreground, showing off the link to the store (artiststore.com/store/hellamews)

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bewbs!!🩵🐓🔥😝@juulcheesecake
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has nothing to do w the current eps, i just love this bit😭😭why are m&m so on board too #helluvaboss #fizzmodeus #fizzarozzie
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i love seeing several discord friends as "In a stage" and knowing exactly where they are (i am also in the stage)
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kalv 🔞@kalleoovie
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I'm obsessed with pathetic sad horny blitz #Blitzø #nsfw #HelluvaBoss
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RandomHeri@RandomHeri
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This shot was my favorite I got to do in Helluva Boss. I don’t get to do subtle acting a lot. So when I get it right I feel good as an animator
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Chloe ✨✨✨ S3 SPOILERS!!!!@cherrysipps
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the way i'm starting to genuinely buy into this theory that we've had a bait & switch pulled on us at the end of ep 5 & we're going to find out next time we see stolas & vassago that stolas actually turned him down at the dinner cause he wants to see things through with blitz
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Episode 5/The Auction dropped a new number into the timeline so here's my headcanon for Stolas & Blitz's current ages in canon.
A screenshot from Google Sheets figuring out Stolas & Blitz's ages. It's simplified as such: I speculate that Stolas is currently 36. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 10. 20 years since Vassago/Crimson Sky, he was 16. Approximately 18 years since Via was born, he was also 18. I speculate that Blitz is currently 33. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 7. 15 years since the circus fire/Fizz was injured, he was 18.

ALT A screenshot from Google Sheets figuring out Stolas & Blitz's ages. It's simplified as such: I speculate that Stolas is currently 36. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 10. 20 years since Vassago/Crimson Sky, he was 16. Approximately 18 years since Via was born, he was also 18. I speculate that Blitz is currently 33. 25+1 years (accounting for the deal) since the Circus, he was 7. 15 years since the circus fire/Fizz was injured, he was 18.
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damien ⋆₊ ⊹★🔭๋࣭ ⭑ S3 SPOILERS@liarkinq7
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😳😳😳😳😳❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ BLITZO BUCKZO HAS JUST CALLED HIS GOETIC LAWYER A SLUT ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️😳😳😳😳😳
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✨zια яαιηє✨@RaineMousy
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when a bottom starts introducing all their plushies to the top #helluvaboss
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p WILL BE SPOILING S3@blitzpilled
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YOU FOOLS YOU ABSOLUTELY BUFFOONS!!!! STOLITZ FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! EVEN IN TIMES LIKE THESE STOLITZ FOREVER
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Ash/Kuro ✨️🌙@kurolf
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How it feels to be me and trusting the writing process
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ana୭@stloas
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dear journal, i've felt this way only once before
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Hellaverse On Prime
@HellaversePrime
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Here's the drama you ordered!
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Pint@PintOfG123
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God, when Stolas says "Why not just give you what you want?" He's falling into the fawn response that's been ingrained in him throughout his entire life. Just give them what they want so they won't hurt you. Brandon, when I get you.
Mac 🔞 | HB SPOILERS AHEAD@astronomyowl
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This is what everyone wanted, he confessed his guilt! Is everyone happy now?
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fabi ✶ hb s3 spoilers@stolasakgae
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helluva is really good when u dont have a fucking bitch in your ear saying stolas is always in the wrong
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cande ✨ #dirtybird@mydarlingblitz
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neither of them want to live in a universe where they lose eachother #stolitzforever
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Lauh ☾@kylukia
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Day 21: Motherf*cker 🎤 #IMPtober #HelluvaBoss‌ #HelluvaBoss‌Fanart #Stolas #Stolitz #Blitzø
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솜이 • 헬루바3 스포@miiiideer
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Vιᥲ 🌈🎀@stolarsgoetia
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"I used to think love would be fun" WAIT, so actually Stolas was referring to Vassago here ??? He wasn't "bold enough" to accept Vassago's offer, he had to let go of his fun romantic fantasy... it'd make sense
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