ilya fucking shane so good he forgets how to talk?? like all he can get out is moans and half-words and ilya doesn't even slow down, just goes "speak up, i can't hear you" and shane TRIES but he just canโt
you can tell majority of heated rivalry fans are first time fansโข๏ธ because of their dislike and outrage over ships & rarepairs. back in my day the ilya rozanov/david hollander tag would have +1,000 works on ao3 by now
Turns out the lady who's books started as fanfiction doesn't see a problem with casually thinking about non-canon couples that'll never be canon cos it's fun to play pretend