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Among Democrats - "How would you feel if you woke up and saw Donald Trump died in his sleep?" Positive: 55% Neutral: 28% Negative: 8% Center For Strategic Politics / Sept 8, 2026
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Trump calls for the Alaska Senate election to be canceled and for Dan Sullivan to be awarded another term
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Really important to understand that Centrists are not Moderates. Moderates believe in compromise between the extremes. Centrists have their own ideology on a multi-axis spectrum, sometimes, indeed, extreme.
#MichiganSenate Detroit News: Haley Stevens' fiancé says he's voting for Mike Rogers over Abdul El-Sayed detroitnews.com/story/news/p…
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You can clearly see I am suffocating in that plastic bag. And yet you did nothing. Blocked and reported.
Replying to @hellodonavon
I tried to talk to @hellodonavon at the Hennepin Open Streets event but he refused to speak to me. Here's the shocking photo evidence. Time to block his ass in revenge.
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Just got an email from the emergency management director of Bloomington Public Schools that after school programs have been cancelled for “severe weather” … THREE MINUTES before dismissal. About the level of competence you can expect from the head of security at Columbine.
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The Washington Herald, November 1, 1907
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I’m sure Tom Hauser will tell you that his tied up KSTP poll was just a “snapshot” and that voters really swung 11 points in 2 weeks. Perhaps. OR perhaps their shit ass model just underestimated Peggy Flanagan both in the primary and in the general by double digits. Who’s to say.
New - Senate poll - Minnesota 🔵 Peggy Flanagan 54% 🔴 Michele Tafoya 40% Governor 🔵 Amy Klobuchar 56% 🔴 Lisa Demuth 38% NYT/Sienna (B) - 10/26
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Personally I doubt any poll that shows Klobuchar up by anything less than ten points. Which is to say, I’m feeling good about this one. But the only poll that counts is on Nov 3, so strap in and let’s win this thing, baby.
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Just noticed a woman blocked me on Twitter. Me! Your old pal Donavon! If this has happened to you too, then don’t worry, you’re not alone. #SheBlockedMeToo
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You can jack off in the bathrooms at Taco Bell
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Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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Checking the proposed notes like
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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What is the higher ranking bullshit office job?
36% Email Job
64% Spreadsheet Job
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22 votes • Final results
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PROJECT HAIL MARY author Andy Weir has an idea for a STAR WARS and STAR TREK crossover. “In my mind, I call it 'Star Star’…The idea is that the Genesis device going off at the end of 'The Wrath of Khan' rips a hole in the fabric of reality. And so did, too, the Death Star exploding in 'A New Hope.' It becomes the Yavin/Mutara wormhole. Then I imagine the Enterprise goes there, and so from that point forward, the stories diverge from canon…When the Enterprise goes to the 'Star Wars' universe, Spock [Leonard Nimoy] is dead, because it's the end of 'The Wrath of Khan,' but then Spock becomes a Force ghost. And Sulu [George Takei] has inherent Jedi abilities which manifest once he goes there."  (Source: inverse.com/entertainment/an…)
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I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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Literally just googled him last night to make sure he was still alive and discovered to my delight he was on Babylon 5. What a fucking bummer.
Walter Koenig, Chekov on Original 'Star Trek,' Dies at 90 variety.com/2026/film/news/w…
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She can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
Happy birthday to this future president.
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I hope this doesn’t happen because I want him to actually run against whoever Walz/Klobuchar appoints to fill her senate seat in 2027.
Pete Hegseth is trying to convince Marsha Blackburn to appoint him to her Senate seat after she wins the Tennessee Governorship (from Leigh Ann Caldwell's Puck newsletter)
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After getting removed from my followers list for the 11th time, Nathan still hasn’t taken the hint.
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STOP BODY SHAMING HIM!?!??!?
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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