Honestly, if it were “raining men” Hallelujah wouldn’t be the word that came to mind | Part Antagonist, Part Protagonist | Currently Bitter
Manhattan, NY
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A girl on TikTok just said she is wearing her aunts vintage top from the early 2000’s and I’m dead.
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Nothing will humble you faster than sprinting through an airport with a purse, a carry-on, and the lung capacity of an indoor cat.
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Sometimes the most reasonable response to an unreasonable world is to make dinner, call someone you love, and go to bed at a respectable hour.
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Nothing says “the American dream” quite like standing in the grocery aisle doing mental math to determine whether you can afford the name-brand Frosted Flakes.
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The home has just become a place where we store objects purchased to help us organize other objects purchased to help us manage the consequences of purchasing objects.
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Having a dog is basically having a tiny roommate who doesn’t speak your language but has very strong opinions about your lifestyle.
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A haunted house, but it's just my house and I've had to call the plumber twice in one week
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Guy came to steam clean my mattress and was like “you have so many things! You do not need so many things. None of it matters in the end.” And I was like. thank you steam clean mattress guy
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I really don't need a “Sunday night reset.” I need a medium sized inheritance and five consecutive business days where nobody needs anything from me.
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Nobody prepares you for how much quieter you become in your 30s ! You stop needing to be seen, chosen, understood or validated ! You just want to feel rested, regulated, grounded & at peace !
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half of my sunday goes into stressing over the fact that it’s monday tomorrow and the other half goes into wishing i had another sunday
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RT @agirlopinions: “Far left” and it’s just me saying a full time job should cover rent and groceries.
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Working for 5 good days just to be free for 48hours just don't sit right with me tbh
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My favorite thing about camping is when I don't go and have running water and electricity instead.
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A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.
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Sometimes you just gotta sit on the edge of your bed in a towel after a shower and wonder how we went from discovering fire to paying for cloud storage.
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