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Name a funnier SNL Skit from the last decade I dare you
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I understand the reason you pay more for Brown eggs is Black Lives Matter because I've done the work unlike the rest of you chuds
Why do brown eggs cost more at the grocery store when the white eggs are the ones that have to go through extra processing/bleaching? 🤔
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Replying to @heroesahead
What a cunt bigot.
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Exactly. Having had many years to study the Complete Saga, I've had plenty of time to think about why Lucas made the choices he made. And, having had the time to reflect and chew on them, I tend to agree with them, more often than not. Should-have-beens are for the shallow.
Replying to @JrHopeless
I like how dudes living in their mom's basement write hour long video essays about what George Lucas should have done instead of what led to the most successful and beloved film franchise in human history "He shouldn't have made Phantom Menace, instead what he SHOULD have done..." Shut up Chester. Your mom thinks you SHOULD pay rent. you're 34.
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My final review of LANTERNS: Everyone knows that I love Green Lantern and approached this project as a viewer with enthusiasm and credulity. I am not a reactionary bigot. My bigotry emerges slow and deliberately as all of the evidence slithers in. And at that point, could it be called bigotry? I dare say not. I loved watching LANTERNS. I am not going to knock off points for it not being precisely what I would expect from a Green Lantern show. I’m not going to attack it’s budgetary constraints and limits. I’m game for whatever these folks are capable of putting on. I watched carefully, week after week, enjoying guessing at the mystery. Listening closely to dialogue and gleaning clues from it. I was a good audience for LANTERNS. I needed to watch all 8 episodes before rendering my verdict, because this has to be a matter of story and character. I have done so, without prejudice or malice. And here it is: You failed. It shouldn’t have been hard to drag these characters through the hell you put them through and have them come out better for it by episode eight, but instead you tarnished and destroyed them. All of them. Even the Manhunters are reduced by this show. John is a selfish, villanous asshole. Kerry is a monstrously stupid and cowardly murderer, the Guardians are either weird schemers or absent entirely, Guy is a pussy and Hal…why did you need to murder him in such a hollow and meaningless, deeply depressing and sick way? There is something deeply wrong with your entire writing room. I cannot believe James Gunn of GOTG fame could allow this sick nightmare to coexist with his typically fun superhero films. All of you should be ashamed for this profound failure. People told me you hated Hal Jordan. I thought that was a stupid notion…but I think they were actually correct. That mental illness led you to destroy the terrific John Stewart, too. In trying to demote Hal, you killed John’s decency, loyalty and his soul. I’m so sad about this result. Ask anyone. I loved watching the show and believed you stick the landing. Hal’s father stuck his landing better. God have mercy on your souls. 1/10 stars. Pure evil, but Kyle Chandler was a revelation. Bless him.
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They're both terrible
Hot take: The Smashing Pumpkins are way better than Nirvana.
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Was she vaxxed?
Eva Marie Saint, 'North by Northwest' Star, Dies at 102 variety.com/2026/film/news/e…
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You can eat the fruit of any tree in the garden except the one that sits in the center...
Ladies, don’t watch the movie Verity.
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Selfishness and hedonism That's what it always is with them
To any ex-christians what made you stop believing in God?
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If you throw a newborn in a dumpster it dies If i throw you in a dumpster I'll get applause but you'll just get out and go home Let me know if I lost you I can use smaller words if necessary
Newborns do not need to use another person’s body to exist, survive
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They made this movie 30 years ago with Denzel Washington It was called The Fallen
First teaser for Mike Flanagan's ‘THE EXORCIST: MARTYRS’, starring Scarlett Johansson. The film follows a detective who watches a serial killer's execution - only for his murder spree to continue in demonic ways. Trailer releases on Friday.
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Lanterns was a humiliation ritual for the audience
Lanterns was a humiliation ritual for Hal Jordan.
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One of the first things R2 does after meeting Threepio in Attack of the Clones is try and murder him Relatable
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Hello there
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Empire Strikes Back In The Ass
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The Message
What is the unique property that makes a movie “woke” ??
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Can you jerk off if you're a Jedi?
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There's a deleted scene in the Phantom Menace where Padme watches Anakin walking away and says "He won't be nine forever."
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"Lanterns" writer Tom King on "convincing people that I don't hate Hal": One of the ways to cut through superhero fatigue is to kill your darlings. We love him as much as you love him, and that's what we're willing to do to tell you this universe is big and real and it matters.
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This is true But at 400 an hour I can't see Tatiana nearly as often as I'd like
Some people are human medicine. You're spending an hour with them and everything feels better. Thank you? 😋 You’re welcome 😅
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I'll tell you why this is interesting. Ellison brought on the former CEO of Mattel to co CEO with him, so that's like Barbie and He-Man etc, and now he's bringing on a video game guy I'd guess that Ellison thinks a big play can be made from toys and games since Comics have been taken over by MeToo activists and absolutely ruined
Former Activision CEO Bobby Kotick is joining the board of directors of Skydance, the new parent company of Paramount and Warner Bros
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