just a small time rent-a-girlfriend 🎀 life is a nightmare

I too am curious @greg16676935420
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just farted so hard i ripped a hole in my pants and in space/time
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as i am getting older i am starting to prefer room temp water that’s right, i said it, fight me
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are we really down $NOW bc a board member wanted to get her bag 💰
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for those who didn’t believe here’s your sign
SAAS buyers overplaying their NOW hand?
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the real reason berkshire hathaway invested in macy’s $BRK $M
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when you invite him over to watch some netflix
BREAKING: Two U.S. Navy jets collided mid-air and exploded during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base.
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do you date crazy girls a. yes b. no c. can’t im a ghost
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⚠️ warning ⚠️ only follow me if you want to be horny or sad you’ve been warned
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we’re all in the bathroom snorting this market bump or wha
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this is cutting me to my $CORZ im bored do something
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*texts back 6 moths later* “nm what are you up to?”
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$SOFI $50 EOY or is this just the fevered dream of a mad woman
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y’all remember hantavirus feels like forever ago crazy
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why are some people saying trump was buying $SOFI 😂
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someone tell me why i threw money into $SOFI and actually made money
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i woke up today
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💅🏼 cardboard slut
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TRUMP ON HANTAVIRUS: WE SEEM TO HAVE THINGS UNDER CONTROL
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buckle up people
Jim Cramer has said: GameStop, $GME, isn't as hot as it thinks.
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liking this tweet means you like bjs …
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giving them u lil pole smoker u
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