breathe, eat, sleep, youth sports | pizza roll addict + sarcastic mom | IceHogs | KC Cougars
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Idgaf what anyone says. I love
George Bush and his 10-year-old-Christmas-concert-spirit. #Inauguration2025
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If the Milwaukee goalie is good at anything, it's popping the goal off the posts.
GET IT TOGETHER @goicehogs
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Hey @goicehogs how do we get this kid a sponsorship to rep the kids club?! 😆
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Hey Shan B. retweeted
GOAL: Roman Kantserov roofs a backhander for his first unofficial Blackhawks goal!
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"What the heck... Mom... what the— it's a fricken cow..." she passed it up to me. "Give me the bag with the little kid toy." 😂
🐮 @ChickfilA Hadley is not impressed and would like to help your promo team.
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I can't make up half the stuff that happened these last few months, but I'm really grateful for the new "two truths and a lie" material for professional development icebreakers. 🙈
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My mom: "are you watching @TheChallenge ? That @johnnybananas is on it again. I feel like he never goes home. This is like his 27th season."
YEAH MOM BC JOHNNY IS BOSS.
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✍️ Dear Canada,
We appreciate the maple syrup, hockey, and poutine… but could you maybe put your campfire out? We’d like to breathe again. 🇨🇦💨
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Hey Shan B. retweeted
Good morning to everyone except the Belgium men's soccer team
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