Congratulations, You Played Yourself Bumper Sticker
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congratulations, you played yourself
$11.99 bumper sticker
monitoringthesituation.print…
Made with AI
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Let’s make the car a little less safe so that when there’s a random spike in traffic fatalities, we can make the car more safe so it looks like we’re doing something …. This post is not about cars
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Is the S&p500 a graph of rich people’s feelings? Yes. Is it the only real time approximation for how well people are doing in this country financially? Also yes. What other measure even comes close? - puts flame suit on
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Being a capitalist doesn’t mean you love being a corporate wage slave. In fact it’s the opposite. It means you have a chance at making the life you want for yourself. The trade offs you make to get there are your own responsibility.
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Why is no one talking about the fiscal cliff from AI job losses? The IRS can’t tax your agent. I feel like a crazy person here.
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Maturing is realizing the wholly forgettable 5th grade teacher that made the class play the stock market game was one of the good ones.
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FO𝕏 YOU
Literally nothing to do but print …. We’re in too deep and we’re tryin to keep up above in my head
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Communism = to each based on need. Capitalism = to each based on ability. I can pretend to be pretty retarded but I can’t pretend to be smarter than I am for too long.
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Waiting for your galaxy brain stock positions to moon while you clock in at Wendy’s. Nobody does it like AMERICA!
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Sorry but driving a supra doesn’t give you the right to park more than 24 inches from the curb. Especially if it’s got a GE motor.
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Whoever cranked tf out of my inner tie rods …. Fuck you! Must have been close to 100 ft lbs. Now I have to pray that getting them off didn’t fuck up my steering rack.
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