Author of Higher Connections: Humor and Inspiration from a Certified Public Pothead. Full-time career as a CPA; father of 3; pro cannabis (parody)

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I'm an accountant who wrote a book about how much cannabis has helped me. Check it out below and support me so I can buy food for my 15 kids. Higher Connections: Humor and Inspiration from a Certified Public Pothead: Right, Eric, Right, Alexandra: 9781647045968: Amazon.com: Books share.google/mCqLZeT6JZzC3Q7…
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Nor'easter bore'easter. Mother Nature won't stop me from getting high this weekend.
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High from New York
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This watch costs the same as 80 pounds of cannabis.
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And no, I cannot afford 80 pounds of cannabis.
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Can you take me higher? No, seriously, can you?
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Life is hard. Get high.
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Hell has frozen over. I (partially) agree with Nick Adumbs. The people working at restaurants are hard working people trying to provide for their families, like we all do.
Stop using DoorDash. It floods our restaurants and roads with illegals and third world laborers. Prices are typically 30%-40% more on the app than directly from the restaurant. Go outside. Pick up your own food. Talk to people. Cook at home. DoorDash is terrible for society.
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Nail polish kills squishies. Spread the word.
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Pee Weed Herman 😂
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Remember when we didn't know what was going on all around the world every second of the day? Remember how wonderful that was?
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If you're fasting for Yom Kippur today, do edibles count as eating?
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There is no high like a Sunday high.
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There's no way humanity makes it to 2042, right? That's my retirement age.
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I can 💯 say money can't buy you happiness. Money CAN buy you edibles, which leads to happiness. - Deep Thoughts by Eric Right
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I don't regret drinking alcohol for as long as I did. It taught me a lot about what NOT to be like. And it makes me appreciate how amazing cannabis is. I'm sure others out there would agree.
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I miss being Lauren Boobert #smokefleet
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) accused of affairs with two female staffers and one male aide — Colorado Times Recorder
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High Anyone joining me?
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Give up one for the rest of your life
10% Cannabis
5% Sex
40% 🍕
45% Fuck off with your poll
20 votes • Final results
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