Behold my stream of consciousness. I randomly drop #Haiku [-esque] verse.

“In polls we abide.” / Damage control at Twitter. / Snoop for CEO. #haiku
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#Log4Shell arrives. / My weekend departed fast. / Complete exhaustion. #haiku
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Heavy in the air. / Dank smell of melancholy. / January blues. #haiku
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The joy of Friday. / Weekend stretched out before you. / Possibilities. #haiku
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Leaves falling from trees. / Scarf and multiple layers. / Farewell dear summer. #haiku
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@scuhrleyt You've got the wrong guy. / Mistaken identity. / Unless you #Haiku? /cc @iamcliffordrmrz
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British summer time. / Shorts and umbrella weather. / Unpredictable. #Haiku
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Traveling by bus. / Crammed in during a heat wave. / Smells like teen spirit. #haiku #TfL
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Pocket vibrations. / Twitter notifications. / Mostly mention spam. #haiku
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@GallionsPrimary You've got the wrong guy. / Mistaken identity. / Unless you #Haiku?
@ImagoBouwers You've got the wrong guy. / Mistaken identity. / Unless you #Haiku?
Their journey begins. / Relaxed anticipation. / Will they make their flight. #haiku
Bad news is coming. / I gotta leave right now. / First, guitar solo. #haiku #blues youtu.be/xq6IymqIfU8
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Up before the birds. / Attempting to catch the worm. / Half asleep #haiku.
It has been a while / since my last #haiku update. / My apologies.
#haiku "Wonderful weekend. / Family, friends and fun times. / As they say, time flies."
#haiku "Faint glimmer in sight. / The weekend stands before us. / Thank God it's Friday!"
#haiku "Sunny August day. / Shorts, sandals and t-shirts on. / Umbrella in hand." #BritishSummer (v1.02)
#haiku "Sunny August day. / Shorts, sandles and t-shirts on. / And umbrella too". #BritishSummer
#haiku "Wet puddle. Sploosh sound. / Size 12 in pool of water. / Droplets separate."