People who honk their horns as soon as the light turns green gives me the ick. That really grinds my fucking gears
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Last night I made shrimp and salmon Alfredo pizza. Tonight I’m making steak burritos Chipotle style w/homemade guac and pico 😋
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I sing this song in my head on a regular. Went triple platinum in my house as a jit 😂😂
Man we use to be a decent country!!!!
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My man swear he cutting his locs off today lmaoo. He even bought the wave brush and durags 😂😂
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Lmaooo update he’s at work about to start cutting it off 😂😂
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Mann both these kids sneaked a damn game back on their tablets 😂 big mama taking allllllllllllll this shit until further notice lmaoo got me fuckkkkkkked up.
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Bruh I asked Bailee why she wait until I get home to ask for food when her daddy is already here. She legit said “idk if daddy knows how to heat up the food” 😂😂😂 boyyyyy I tell you.
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Oh my lordddd why is my whole timeline full of this solo trip debate 🙄🙄 yall recycle the same debates every other month dammit. Simply do what works for YOUR relationship. It’s that simple.
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I just came across something that said “don’t try to fix me as a partner just so i can accommodate the brokenness that’s inside of you” and boyyyy that’s a WORD!!
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I’ve been making guacamole like every 3 days 😂I know these avocados hate to see me enter a store right now lmaoooo
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Omg that broke my heart looking at queen leoras live. How we suppose to put all this trust into niggas when they can easily get triggered and start whooping your ass.
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Lmaoooooo I should not be laughing this hard at a video of chrisean saying her sons first words was “thank you god” 😂😂😂😂 young the way she just lies unprovoked is insane lmaooooo.
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I’m actually getting big af and people don’t truly notice because I’m so tall. But babyyyy I’m creeping up on 200 pounds real real bad 😭🤯
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In all my years of making scrapple. This is legit the first time the oil didn’t pop me and I didnt have to throw away a mushed up piece. Flour was the key
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Taking the kids to see Monster Truck Wars today. They are so exciteddddd.
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Ay imma really need yall to understand im not having another damn kid 😂😂😂 fuckkkkkk that.
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I loveee when me and my therapist just spend a whole session yapping about nothing important. Just making small talk. Cause I defleeee didn’t feel like it today lol.
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I hate that my therapist office cost an arm and leg just to cancel an appointment. I do not feel like talking today 😭😭 just wanna go to bed lmaooo.
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Those loaded fries I just made was chef kiss. Running that back most definitely 😋
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Gah damn it’s legit been years and that nigga Ceasar from black ink still don’t be moisturizing his lips 😂 that is pissing me off lmaooo idek why he popped up on my TL 😂😂
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