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1.5 years ago I built code to predict Caleb Williams' 2025 season, that code ended up being 81.7% accurate to his 2025 production. I've tweaked that code to also run simulations based off various inputs for a team. Here's how the NFC North turned out: iamcogs.com/post/predicting-…
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Sean McVay sounds like a grown up Morty Goodman.
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Wow I'm so smart I called the Browns upset!
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What am I supposed to do with this information?
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Jared Goff is such a goofy guy.
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I love how the Lions still have some razzle dazzle plays and it's 2 guys touching the ball before Goff, who then throws an incompletion behind the LOS to Gibbs.
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A lot of Twitter doctors need to own up to the stupid shit they were saying about an injury that may cause him to lose a quarter of the season to.
Chicago Bears quarterback Caleb Williams has a Grade 2 hamstring injury that doctors consider a three-to-four-week injury, league sources told me and @RapSheet. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5003…
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If anyone can track down the full game footage of Week 2, 2006 Bears vs. Lions and send it my way, I'd be ever grateful.
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No QB can play well in this situation @packers
A foreshadowed issue:: Caleb Williams is the only QB to take 15 sacks in a 2-game span this season. He leads the NFL with 19 sacks when his O-line records a pass-block WIN. He co-leads the NFL (Deshaun Watson) with 27 sacks on extended dropbacks (4+ seconds after snap).
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Grim Cutty (モナンがい Szn) retweeted
Tucker Kraft when fans boo
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"Why are you Bears fans happy? You're going to be 1-2 at end of the week anyways." Me when I realize losses don't count when your back up QB is playing:
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Rex Grossman walked so Caleb Williams could run.
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The Bears would go on to win 13 games and get to Miami. Prophetic words from Tim Ryan.
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Explaining to my parents why I NEED both Pokémon Red and Blue versions.
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Grim Cutty (モナンがい Szn) retweeted
Looked like one too. 🫵🤣
Lambeau Field is rocking tonight!!! That shit sound like a playoff game out there😂😂😂
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Somehow Tucker Kraft is softer than Caleb Williams after straining his hamstring.
Tucker Kraft on the fans booing: "That's pretty tough. Like everyone pictures Lambeau Field and not boos. I don't picture boos. I picture my home stadium. That's tough. It's pretty disappointing, especially for a home opener. It's pretty disappointing. It's not going to help us win. Like I don't know what people think that's going to rally us or something like that. But that's -- we're grown men. We're mentally strong enough, capable enough to get back on the field and play ball. But it'd probably much easier with the 70,000 people behind us rather than opposing us."
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Grim Cutty (モナンがい Szn) retweeted
My face rn fucking disgusted. He can’t save this.
MICAH PARSONS IS DEFINITELY REGRETTING GETTING TRADED TO THE #PACKERS. 💀💀💀 LOOK AT HIS FACE:
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Replying to @iamcogs
for the rest of the year you have to do weekly grades for rex grossman's superbowl season alongside your normal grades and never mention that its weird
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