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Lagos, Nigeria
The way I go tweak for that guy wey spray me money Eehh,, my boyfriend go cry blood😂
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I have perfect br£asts, and yet I’m still poor
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Which animal can we say is ready to protects their young with their last blood?
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"You might never get to level 15"
A UAE 🇦🇪 developer just recreated his own “Lagos life” named “meetdubai” meetdubai.app The difference is that you can actually withdraw your earnings once you reach level 15
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This Egbon actually leave him 2 children and wife for Ikot ansa dey follow him pikin mate fool😭😭
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You gaz dey give your woman space to learn her lesson
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People who love and care deeply tend to imagine every possible outcome when they notice red flags. They end up breaking their own hearts with scenarios they create in their heads, until they finally find the strength to leave. And when they do, they leave like you never existed. You might think they never cared, but the truth is, they saw the red flags, imagined the worst, and emotionally checked out long before they actually left.
The softest people make the cleanest exits. No explanation. No warning. Just gone.
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I pity who still dey play your game 😂😂
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Make man no jam Wetin go make man lose money this new week 🙏🏾
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Talk is not cheap Actually some talks fit land you for trouble Other times some talks go make you humble There’s always a price for every talk You say to someone or someone say to you
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Wizkid & Davido were 19 when they Dropped Holla at you boy & All of you, the rest 💯 history
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Between Burna & Gunna I no no who fess acquire this vintage Ferrari
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Everything went down since he parted ways with Donawon💔
🚨OMAH LAY “CANADA BREEZE” (OFFICIAL VIDEO) CREATIVE DIR. OMAH LAY OUT SOON🚨
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I stopped caring about this when I learnt that some of these women who embark on this celibacy journey still resort to other forms of getting sexual pleasure. They use dildos, rose sucker, masturbate and so on, but to them, as long as they haven’t been fucked by a man, they haven’t had sex and are still celibate. Believe me, if you are truly on a celibacy journey, there shouldn’t be this penchant for social media validation. By the way, this is another sign of low intelligence. Why on earth are you bringing your sex life to the internet? “See, everyone, I haven’t had sex since 2024.” I hope that when you finally get a dick, you come back to tell us and make a whole fanfare out of announcing that your celibacy journey has come to an end. Ensure you do it exactly this way, that’s if there was any celibacy journey in the first place. 😂
My testimony in church today: 637 days celibate and counting. Men are genuinely not necessary in a woman’s life. I stopped dating when I realised men will lose interest the moment they find out s€x is not on the table. Two years without a man and I’m still breathing, glowing and spending my money on myself.
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If I had the choice, I wouldn’t date someone like me. I’d date someone who’s never been heartbroken and protect their heart. Past experiences can make you see things that aren’t there and judge the present through the lens of the past.
would u date someone like yourself?
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One minute you don’t have it, the next minute your cup is overflowing. That’s how good God is. He works Suddenly, Abundantly and He’s always right on time 🙏
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One person go get body odour One person go get mouth odour One person go dey lousy One person go be loud snorer They'd always gossip about eachother Inside this gathering there's another clique inside. Lastly, you can't be here if you don't fool on X professionally
Facts about this kind of setting..??🌚
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Obi Cubana & his boiz
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Elon musk with all his money said he’s done with relationships. But a man somewhere thinks he’s not worthy of a relationship cos he is broke. Money is not the problem.
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