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Always amazed by armchair experts confidently explaining what the people behind #InternetComputer architecture "got wrong." The people they’re critiquing include: • A co-inventor of BLS signatures , the same scheme securing Ethereum 2.0 • The co-inventor of Groth16, the zk-SNARK standard adopted by Zcash and beyond • The designer of the first non-interactive DKG and key re-sharing protocol. • A co-creator of WebAssembly and former Chrome V8 JavaScript team lead • The inventor of AsicBoost, the Bitcoin ASIC mining optimization • A co-inventor of the Cramer–Shoup cryptosystem • A co-inventor of Direct Anonymous Attestation, the privacy protocol in TPM security chips shipped in billions of PCs • The main inventor of Identity Mixer, the privacy-preserving authentication protocol suite from IBM Research • A winner of the Levchin Prize for real-world cryptography; Fellow of IACR, IEEE, and ACM with 140+ published papers • Former cryptography and mathematics professors at NYU, UCL, and RWTH Aachen • Former IBM Research cryptographers behind identity-based encryption, group signatures, and anonymous credentials • A former CTO of one of the first Bitcoin ASIC mining companies • The builders of the first production threshold-ECDSA protocol • The inventors of chain-key cryptography, allowing any device to verify the blockchain with a single public key • The authors of a peer-reviewed consensus protocol, published academically, not just posted as whitepaper • The inventors of vetKeys, a brand new cryptographic primitive for onchain privacy • Distributed systems researchers with decades of combined work on consensus, fault tolerance, and networking • Many more scientists and engineers who spent years inventing entirely new ways to solve these problems But sure, those people spent years designing a blockchain capable of fully decentralized hosting somehow missed an "obvious" flaw that a random influencer discovered between engagement bait posts. Pack it up, everyone. It’s over for $ICP , the expert has spoken.🤣

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