Every trans woman you know is fighting a battle you cannot see that you can turn the tides of right now by sending her $40
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ice types are girls, fire types are boys, dark types are butch, psychic types are femme, water types are agender, grass types are omnigender, ground types have bad politics,
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if you are 32 years old and a girl you are required to have a youtube channel you have watched for 17 years with fundamentally impenetrable lore
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nobody that has come to my house has noticed what im doing with this wall
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scamantha likely retweeted
hi everyone!! some of my tweets got a lot of attention recently! so my girlfriend lives in London, Ontario, and she's there on a work visa and needs to find a job. if anyone knows anyone who knows about any work, let me know please! i don't want her to move away 馃ズ
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age regressing by standing in a parking lot and pretending my parents forgot to pick me up after practice.
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buy me venture bros season 6 promo poster
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we are slowly reinventing erin esurance.
Do you think Limu Emu and Liberty Biberty have ever explored each others bodies
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charles xavier sweating
Everything in my head lives there rent-free. I'm not some weird brain landlord.
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im under the exact conditions necessary to recreate squidward suicide
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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me: why are they sorry for party rocking? shi: it wasn't fair to the people involved
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i don't care to sort posts by most popular because i know exactly which of my tweets are the most popular because i bookmark any of my tweets that gets over 100 likes and i look through the bookmarks whenever i don't feel important
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just got the big text. the huge text. the one all of us got. im normal now. i got the text that says so.
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this is actually the truest thing i have ever tweeted
there is no song that reaches the intersection of "this is a good karaoke song" and "oh wait no it's not" faster and harder than You Oughta Know.
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my canadian queen
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reviews are in: i write catchy lyrics
Earlier today I was like, "What is that song with the lyrics, 'Welcome to the future, we all watch TV in the future...'", and it turns out I was thinking of Feeling Thirsty Yet? by Miss Teen President sung by @idiotbraingf
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i think this episode of Clarence is one of the funnier and more loving peanuts parody
ive always liked this peanuts strip and i used to have it on my facebook page and i highly identified with it even before i transitioned
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i think a complaint im noticing a lot from older people is "younger people aren't taking our dishonest, consequence-free, misinformation-dense, hypernormalised society very seriously"
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'nobody is excited drive my exploding blimp" hmm
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