It’s like this website forces people with no actual opinions at gunpoint to have something super important and culturally relevant to say about bands they don’t listen to
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My band Flesh Born released This Album 18 days ago and will be playing This Show tomorrow
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Can’t wait to be home smoking and drinking on my stoop so my neighbor’s kid can see how badass I am. Fuck how your day was at school
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Men are the Joker of the world.
I wish I didn't love men but I do. There's just something irresistible about their constant anger under tension, their hideous faces, the way they smell like cigarettes and blood on fire. They're just constantly walking around like sentient bombs of violence and lust, trying not to explode, building chapels and inventing robots so the ape with its fist wrapped around their cortex doesn't drive them insane.
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It is amusing that this website is largely socially inept people arguing about how normal behavior is abusive or disturbing to them
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“You know it’s a psyop from the CIA, right? Jamie, pull up the impossible quiz on crazygames. It’s so very strange, it’s such a strange game to play. We Homo sapiens love such very strange games to play.”
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Early voting starts tomorrow and I have never been this excited to vote for a normie Dem. I’m like Elizabeth Warren staffers with Big Structural Bailey the giant inflatable dog. I’m like Mallory McMorrow dancing down the hall. My face more soy than a bowl of edamame.
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I am so sorry to the 27 year old man that I said looked 45 last night but you absolutely do look that old
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