Not really IGN. Will still blow you away.

This thread blew us away:
Replying to @mode7games
But as we all know, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot is basically Solaris from the point of view of the minor characters.
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“I’m really enjoying this, but it just doesn’t seem to be ending” - @heathcliffsux
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“Literally no character in this will shut the fuck up. The cutscenes just go on forever” - IGN . com (h/t @kalahcim)
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"This statement release blew us away." —IGN.com nitter.net/xeneth/status/74670264…
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This chain blew us away. —IGN.com
Let's go deeper.
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just about to jonathan blow myself away https://nitter.net/t.co/t7TrX8Du6N
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"It was fun even after someone lost an eye" - IGN.com
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"This distinct style transcends aesthetics" - IGN.com uk.ign.com/articles/2014/10/… *raises eyebrow* *frowns*
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"I cheated to write this review and regret nothing" IGN . com #reviewsexlikegames
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"We're not sure if it's a real game or not, because if you ignore the enemies they just go away. Not realistic 3/10" -IGN.com
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"We're kind of disappointed with the trailer. It's pretty much just some gameplay footage" - IGN . com
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"As sequels go, this strikes a perfect balance between being almost slightly different and absolutely identical" - IGN . com
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"Oblivion with guns with malaria" - ign . com
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"Oh my god… that was alright… I suppose" - IGN . com (cc @rclarke)
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(Too long for Twitter, but they shoehorned a Citizen Kane comparison into that review too).
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