manic pixie dream girl | written by a woman | nist🙂↕️ | writer🥰|
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Sometimes I wonder why I always have money for food and snacks, but I never have noney to buy a bra.
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i just heard thunder now now inside this hot sun. el niño and sango dey bond abi wetin
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Quando vc não teve um dia muito legal e só quer seu namoradinho
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If you voted Tinubu and you’re in the Hallelujahchallenge praying for visa to leave the country they will deny you ooo
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me looking at the ice cream options for 10 minutes just to choose the same one as always
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Words that will never come out of my mouth😭 I love sleeping sm
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Tinubu’s audacity to run again is genuinely so shocking. are you mad ?
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"She slept her way to the top"
Is anything wrong with your own bum bum?
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falar com a mesma pessoa todos os dias e nunca ficar entediada pq vc a ama muito e a melhor parte é ver o nome dela aparecer na barra de notificação, é uma sensação incrível
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o segredo pro relacionamento dar certo é simples: vc deve obedecer sua namorada
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i love a crybaby ass woman cause whats wrong? what daddy gotta do mamas
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Having a girlfriend is like living with your own personal Hitler?
Hitler fact of the day!
Before bed, Hitler would call some of his subordinates into his room and he’d ramble about basically nothing for HOURS. If any of these people fell asleep he’d get very upset
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Not having sex doesn't automatically mean you're well-behaved or that you respect your body. It simply means you're not having sex.
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