I need to be the cuntiest whore in the Hollywood in n out
2,238
i could go buy a pecan pie rn
542
i fucking love the rhodes instrument
744
Can u go be fat somewhere else 🙏
1
1
2,123
The English are invertebrates but their pessimism is endearing
2,118
Frankly if a woman has large breasts it’s none of my business
1
3
3,237
Not me crossing the street
1,900
When the mid bitch jump scares u with a selfie on the tl
4,203
Ladies and germs please take your seats
3,606
Women do not owe you sex
4
1
2,862
I start seeing things
1
3,026
It’s the most honest profession
1
2
2,630
Put yo monkey away
2,475
Can’t you do anything right
1,831
As soon as someone says they have adhd I just tune out whatever they are saying
2
1,578
They should invent something that costs less money
1,402