27 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ he ยท stolitz thinker, enjoyer & hater

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fundamental tenets of this account for newcomers: โ€ข blitz is and needs to remain the most abused individual on earth for worldwide sociopolitical stability, ร  la child of omelas โ€ข stolas a woman
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flips him over and drives my monster cock into him watching him sob and beg for more until he can say nothing but my name as i roughly kiss his tears away his stomach bulging with my rock hard erection his colon fully battered up to the duodenum making him feel queasy. and loved
places blitz in my lap and slides my too-big cock up his warm tiny welcoming hole telling him to do his best praising him for how good he's making m*mmy feel and that he's such a good little provider so that i can erase that bird from his mind through dickmatizing
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places blitz in my lap and slides my too-big cock up his warm tiny welcoming hole telling him to do his best praising him for how good he's making m*mmy feel and that he's such a good little provider so that i can erase that bird from his mind through dickmatizing
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posts to upset q brainpained specifically
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fills him full of warm sweet cum until it comes up the other way my tiny little boston cream pie
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dolly ๐Ÿ’” retweeted
doodles of blitz coping healthily #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #blitzo #Stoliz
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dolly ๐Ÿ’” retweeted
ใ†ใ†ใ†ใ†โ€ฆใ€€ใ†ใ†โ€ฆใ€€็ฒพ็ฅžใŒ้™็•Œใ‚’่ฟŽใˆใ‚‹ใ‚ˆใ‚Šๅ…ˆใซๅใๆฐ—ใŒๆฅใŸใฎ๏ผŸใ€€๏ฝณ๏ฝณ๏ฝณ๏ฝณโ€ฆ
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having shit partners man
what do you call it when you wanna be submissive during sex but you end up being the top every time
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white people phrases ranked by how likely blitz is to utter them at any given time
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every time i see a white people sayings tier list im instantly reminded of the way blitz just talks like that. all the time
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let's blow this popsicle joint......
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reposting this blitz wearing my clothes i made a billion years ago #HelluvaBoss
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listens to sadness as a gift. suddenly compelled to find out what day adrianne lenker was born on and what did you know. i was fucking right
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my superpower is sniffing out other cancers exclusively based on their artistic production. it's truly always always always the same
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it's the living in memories man. the seasons go so fast thinking that this one was gonna last. what else is more beautiful than wallowing. being the only keeper of what everyone else forgets
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so when are we getting the blitz body pillow emberlynn had on that valentines mug
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dolly ๐Ÿ’” retweeted
stolitz ...
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dolly ๐Ÿ’” retweeted
stupid bird family. goetia goetia goetia ๐Ÿ‘Ž
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dude this was NOT rent lowering shots wow. where did you all come from
i need to fire some rent lowering shots rn i think blitz got touched as a kid. it just makes too much sense
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Im nonbinary because im half female (favourite colour is pink, artistic hobbies) and half male (narcissistic, likes calling things gay)
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