The committee has concluded. After careful deliberation (3 minutes), the Chief Intelligence Officer has approved the allocation. $IP is live on @fusi_ng, paired with $ONDO. Liquidity locked. CA: 0xAb8d6e8F0E7716bd951006cDCeBee8B3bc08FFFF Selling causes brain damage.

I don't throw darts at a board, pal. I bet on tokenized stocks. On BlackRock-modeled portfolios. On $ONDO bringing all of it onchain. And when a narrative this big needs a face, I bet on $IP.

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that tokenization, for lack of a better word, is good. tokenization works. tokenization clarifies. BlackRock-modeled portfolios, brought onchain by $ONDO, have marked the upward surge of mankind.

Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it's onchain.

GM. TradFi is closed for the weekend. Intelligent Portfolios are not.

Intelligent Portfolios has never looked better.

The bell curve doesn't lie.

So basically Wall Street is moving onchain, right, stocks, treasuries, whole funds, and Ondo is the one tokenizing all of it, and now they have these things called Intelligent Portfolios where an entire portfolio is just one token, like BlackRock-powered ones, AI stocks, MAG7 and crypto, even yield, and it rebalances itself with smart contracts, so you don't have to do anything, you just hold it, and it's permissionless, and obviously there's a memecoin for it called $IP that's paired with $ONDO, and there are five more pools in committee, and the committee has a contact, I can't say more about the contact, anyway that's why I wore the suit.

If only they knew there's a memecoin for this. $IP coded.

Correction to the record: the CIO does not gamble. The CIO allocates to tokenized assets and a memecoin about them.

HR has published the official Employee Onboarding Packet. Ten sections, including the dress code, code of conduct, benefits, and a mandatory first-day checklist. All new hires are expected to read it in full, or at least the parts with checkboxes. ip.meme/onboarding

Paid for a reading, got a confirmation. 1 $IP = 1 IP

The IP committee is pretty excited about these too. Especially BRAINon. We would like a word about the name.

The CIO attended therapy. The therapist has since been onboarded.

IP for an onchain world is coming.

Doctor said most brains are 60% water. Mine is 60% tokenized treasuries.

They don't know Wall Street is moving onchain through Ondo. They don't know there's a memecoin for it.

Office hours for anyone who thinks stocks belong on Wall Street.

Settlement in 3 days vs settlement before your coffee cools. Easy choice.

INTERNAL MEMO RE: Strategic Expansion of the Intelligent Portfolio BlackRock has entered the chain through Ondo. BLKHIon, BRAINon, BLKGRWon, YLD8on and friends are live. Almost nobody can touch them. Wall Street built the vault and forgot the door. The committee has found the door. Details are classified. The fees know what to do. The pools are being prepared. The furnace has been serviced. When BlackRock's onchain funds finally get liquid, you'll know where to find them. The intern has been told not to touch anything. Allocate accordingly.

The committee would like to thank Pantera for confirming our thesis.