Elon Musk is a terrible president.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

At the peak of Bitwise, I was often asked, "Irma, what would you tell your younger self, knowing what you know now?" The answer is this: Learn to apologize with your whole heart, and don't ever let go of the people who still love you when you mess everything up.

“What we do is not magic, but who we do it for and the places that we do it in, we think is magic.” Our Co-CEO and Co-Founder, @irms, shares on Badass Women at Any Age with @selfpromote! ✨ Listen to the full episode on #BadassWomenPodcast! ➡️ bit.ly/3HA94Hv

Join us May 11th for #CenCalDreamin' at @BitwiseInd in downtown Fresno! 🎉 Connect with Central California’s #Salesforce Community, learn how to optimize your Salesforce practice, and get the latest download on what’s new. Register here! ➡️ bit.ly/43bRS4r

ok guys here is a test which one will see u later and which one will see u in a while

interviewer: your resume says you like being read to me: and then what happened

Sick and tired of popcorn serving sizes not being: 1 bag.

there is no justifiable reason for pop tarts to have edges. i said what i said.

Wrapping @TheRealFreada and @mkapor’s #SXSW2023 talk with members of the @KaporCenter team + @jakeasoberal & @irms of @BitwiseInd @sxsw

Bitwise Industries is expanding to South Side Chicago and raised $80M in funding! 🎉 We are excited to join the South Side community, and continue to build a representative workforce and fuel economic growth in underestimated communities. Learn more at ➡️ bit.ly/3kxkGCN

"I can't wait to..." Let me stop you right there. I won't be able to relate to whatever you say next. I promise you.

If someone from ziplock could contact Literally anyone in the cereal Business that would be great…

Me trying to get friends to commit to a plan

Making milkshakes because I need help with my yard work.

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

Your honor my client pleads the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall the major lift jury: hallelujah