Sam@itsSam_ke

I might cook or get cooked too, but be sure with a chance I'll over-cook

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined March 2022
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Sam@itsSam_ke
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Raila Odinga’s Mausoleum is more than a monument; it is a symbol of democracy, sacrifice and resilience, preserving the story of Baba for future generations.
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Today, the Raila Odinga Mausoleum is officially handed over to the family. A dignified final resting place for Baba and a permanent reminder of the mark Raila Odinga left on Kenya.
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President William Ruto is set to officially commission the Raila Odinga Mausoleum at Kang’o Ka Jaramogi in Bondo later today.
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Weigo
@Samweigo
Oct 6
Nakumbuka back time I used to smoke weed bana ningetulia hivi then randomly dem anakuuliza kama uko kwa nyumba, unashtulia tu pedi anakupea tatu na anakuchoma moja and other stories😂
Kinara💲♻️
@kinara_69
Oct 6
Love language at it's best 😂😂
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Weigo
@Samweigo
Oct 6
What am I hearing about Oburu Odinga?
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It is easier to spot someone who learnt how to fuck from porn by the first sex style position they pull.
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ATWOLI™@Atworih
Oct 6
Naskia dem yako alienda campo akashindwa kushika masomo lakini akashika mimba
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Charge your phones first
SMALLIE
@the_smallie
Oct 5
There’s an online war RN between African countries and everybody is scared of facing Nigeria. 😂💔
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Sam@itsSam_ke
Oct 6
Nimerealize I have a circle of just like 4 friends kwa contact list wenye naeza omba pesa, kama hao hawana basi najua I'm definitely cooked.
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Frank
@Frank_anaya254
Oct 6
South Africans after hearing Ebola has being confirmed in Kenya after Kenyans have roasted them because of HIV 😂😂
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Unkonfined
@Kabetes11
Oct 6
when every member of the family has died and you are the only one remaining
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Kilel
@dylan_kilel
Oct 6
7.4k soldiers and counting. I really appreciate everyone who's been part of the journey 🥳
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How do the blind people know the difference between night and day??
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Weigo
@Samweigo
Oct 6
"Tafta kina Mlachake na Weigo aki"
1eastside🦅@ask2people
Oct 3
Tafta kina mlachacke ana weigo aki
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Weigo
@Samweigo
Oct 6
Kama ukona X account on sale nidm, 2k-100k.
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Sam@itsSam_ke
Oct 6
Sometimes huwa sielewi, why do we build centres to treat Imported Ebola patients asif tunajiweza hio ugonjwa ikispread vizuri?
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Nduko™@3690brian
Oct 6
Mnasema jana kila mtu alikuwa na deep sleep? 😂
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Since it is The Customer Service week, Mention One Company which has the Best Customer Services.
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