Muscovy manager. Mischief maker. Musician. Mathematician. Magister. Meritocracist. Materialist. Misanthrope. Masshole. Mensan. 'Murican. Male. Married.

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I tried this idea on my own profile. ("Draw an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge. Be sure to utilize themes found in my posts.") While Grok was working, it first said, "Visualizing a poultry-dominated meritocracy...". That line alone cracked me up.
"Create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge (based on my tweets)" 😍😍😍
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Let me play you my answer: youtu.be/PD9R-2IeaAs?is=Vz8K…
What song do you prefer from below? AC/DC Metallica Black Sabbath Van Halen #mikesquestions
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Turkey: "What's that?" Me: "It's a plush version of one of you." Turkey: "Are you fucking kidding me?" #turkeys
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Bill M. retweeted
Kids making fun of influencers just restored my faith in humanity. Nature is healing🤣
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Thank you, #TheResidents for a beautifully surreal and memorable night as always.
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Bill M. retweeted
James Hetfield from Metallica calls out Hailey Williams and others who try to divide with their political views Bravo! Nobody wants to hear about your political rant, the people are there for you to entertain them and enjoy the music
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this is an actual masterpiece LMAOOO😭😭😭
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PSA: As Thanksgiving approaches, #turkeys will look for warm places to hide and sleep. Please check your 5.1 surround sound systems and home entertainment centers for wildlife before playing a loud movie or album.
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The Devil's Mischief #710 Hear CELEBRITY BLOOPERS compiled by the late, great Nick Bougas of the Church of Satan. Also blasphemous comedy from MARIA BAMFORD, stand-up from NICK DIPAOLO, and more. radiofreesatan.com/blog/the-…
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Attn: @KarlaClaire_9 . One of your posts actually reminded me of the jokes Maria Bamford makes, which inspired me to dig out the tracks that open this episode.
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You would think that since the turkey is a bird, the cat would intimidate and try to attack the turkey. Usually it's the opposite. The same goes with #cats vs. #chickens or ducks. So far, these two mostly stare at each other in mutual bewilderment.
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I created this out of some photos I took today of my #geese.
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The phrase "it costs nothing to be kind/nice" is a fallacy. There is often a psychic toll. Be wary of who you give your time and your kindness to.
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"You bastards!" #southpark #turkeys
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Cats aren't the only pets who'll do this. #turkeys #cats
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"Laaaaaaaaa..." 🎶 #poults #turkeys
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Gimme that ol' ragtime Rammstein. ("Rägteim"?)
coca-cola sometimes war 🇺🇸🎶
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Replying to @foundring1
Sorry, @foundring1, I just had to take the band's font and do it:
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I actually don't care that Candace Owens is a big lesbian. I care that she's a retarded narcissist.
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