local snack enthusiast (she/her) whynotbegf @whynotbefriends 💕
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reading a newly released figure skating sports romance book and i need you all to see this free skate layout from a russian at senior worlds
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Me, talking to my cat: idk | just feel really sad lately
My cat: hey buddy, you know what would cheer you up?
Me: please don't show me your butthole
My cat, already turned around: this is
MY butthole
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if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and i see your tesla loudly flip in the air and destroy my serenity, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher
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I love how the bomb sniffing dogs at the airport are always hard ass malinois and then the customs dogs are just these little hungry beagles
.@CBPPortDirJFK K9 Rowdy had a busy day at JFK! He alerted to a bag from Ghana with 72 lbs of yams, veggies, and spices—all prohibited. Thanks to Rowdy, these items were stopped at the border. Who’s a good dog? 🐶🦴
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babe wake up nuit creuset color just dropped
Nuit lives where light glints, conversations flow and every gathering feels effortlessly luminous. 🌌 New arrivals in our deepest blue, now accented with a chrome Crucible Knob, are available online and in Le Creuset Signature Boutiques. Shop: bit.ly/3LVdTNh
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when ur boyfriend starts cooking dinner and turns Evil for like an hour
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Why would twitter even show me this if I can’t get this year’s Hokkaido potatoes, which are filled with such umami as to overpower butter itself?
これは役に立つ情報ですが、今年の北海道のじゃがいもは美味しすぎるので、今すぐ買った方がいいです。そしてこれは更に役に立つ情報ですが、今年の北海道のじゃがいもは旨味と甘味がありすぎて、じゃがバターのバターに塩を足して強化してあげないと、バターがイモに負けます。じゃがバターに塩を足す、それだけでおそらく人生最高のじゃがバターが降臨します。醤油をちたっと垂らしてもいいです。よろしくお願いします。
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