God, please remember those of us who haven’t unboxed anything this year 😭🙏

Once your relationship gets to the “So if I don’t call, you won’t call?” stage, start another one immediately. Case closed!

“Ulcer is the easiest to blame when you feel any discomfort in your stomach. Sometimes, you might even have an idea that it might not be ulcer but something worst but then, you will blame it on uncle and cover yourself with Holy Ghost f1re. I spent more than 1m treating ulcer and coming to complain every eke market day until someone advised me to go for Endoscopy. I went for both Endoscopy and colonoscopy and I was ulcer free. Guess what was wrong with me… I had appendicitis that was about to rapture, some part of my small intestines were already dead because it stopped receiving bl00d flow. I also had more than 6 gallbladder stones removed. A lot was going on in my stomach and Ulcer was easier to blame. I will advise, instead of self medicating or blaming innocent ulcer, kindly go for endoscopy alone. You don’t have to go for colonoscopy unless it’s recommended. Mind you running normal tests or abdominal scan won’t solve it. Some of the meds you are already taking might cause you more harm than you already hard. Most people who say they have ulcers are actually free from ulcers.” ©️ Ekwutosi Okeh

My boss’s child had an appointment with the doctor for a medical fitness test, but he arrived late. When he got there, there were already many people waiting. He called my boss and said someone told him he could fast-track the process for ₦60,000. My boss got angry and told him, “That’s on you. You were supposed to go early, but you delayed, and now you want me to spend ₦60,000 because you don’t want to wait?” Is it good to teach young children that every inconvenience can be solved with money?

Talking to someone with bad breath is a survival test😭

May the good lord bless our grind and keep our motion going, good morning families, have a great day🀄️❤️

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Yakubu, manage. Life will deal with you sometimes, but don’t let it finish you. You’ll feel like you can’t do it anymore. Then somehow, you’ll do it anyway. Is that clear ? Good morning and have a good day . #DailyPillsWithSean

I wake to see 5M followers this morning, thanks you all for the support.

Happy Tuesday ! Stop making yourself available to people who only remember your number when their life starts falling apart.

May we partake from today’s blessings 🙏🏽💯

So sweet, sweet pass some people relationships. Una no tell me..😂😭😭

In my previous compound, I knew a man who was doing well and took great care of his family. Every weekend, he would take his children out to the pool, the playground, and other fun places. Over time, things went south for him. He lost his job, and since he was my neighbour, I saw firsthand how hard things had become. With no money coming in, most weekends I would hear his children pleading, “Daddy, come and take us out.” And he would keep telling them, “I’ll take you out. Don’t worry, I’ll take you out.” A few months later, I noticed he had sold his car. That same week, we met and got talking, and he told me he had sold it to renew his rent. With the money left over, he bought his children an inflatable pool, bicycles, a bubble tent, and a ball. Since he could no longer afford to take them out, he set everything up in the compound and filled the pool with water for them to swim in. Yes, he might have sold the car to keep a roof over his family’s head and to make his children happy. But how will he renew the rent next year when he has no source of income? I couldn’t help thinking, “He should have used that car to run Uber and make some money.”

Would you choose someone who looks perfect but doesn't understand you, or someone who understands you completely but isn't your usual type?

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I pray against unnecessary distraction, no matter what they say about us because we are the best and bigger. Whoever is wishing us relegation will relegation. No match fixing allegations, they all cry because we did not allow them access to our business transactions, we did not commit any offense. We are not guilty. We will meet in court . We are the citizens, noisy neighbors 💪

I pray for you today as a banger boy may your day today bang for you.

Wtf do you and your partner mean by an open relationship? like if both of yall are tired of each other,why not breakup.

Some female friends will connect you to money making opportunities than male friends. Don't allow your horniness to spoil things for you.

Today isn't my birthday, but more life to me.