luffy might be the greatest marketer of all time, he understood nobody cares about a normal team so he recruited exclusively for distribution
usopp came with a tragic backstory + somehow unlocked a free boat, nami is attractive, negotiates and knows how to steal your money, chopper covers the cute demographic, franky walks around in underwear, brook is literally a skeleton, zoro is the technical cofounder who has no communication skills but executes, and robin is basically proprietary data nobody else can read
then every single one of them gets an insanely sad origin story so now you're emotionally attached too
bro did not build a pirate crew he built a content strategy