today i am embarrassing myself in the pursuit of human connection if you wanna join
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the drinks are growing
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sheen pretending to be carl
Wdym ur Carl from Jimmy Neutron
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i forget that if a tweet blows up you get all the dumbass replies
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do NOT go to a bar with green lighting
when they don’t understand your costume
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vibe for my london trip next week
happy November illus. Hergé
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white people LOVEEEE buck mason
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at the suitsupply in midtown why do they have the shining wallpaper in their fitting room
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fidi looked beautiful yesterday
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the challengers wind that makes you cheat in lower manhattan
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part of a new project at work and snacks are provided i’m going crazy
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was thinking about this and remembered i still had to go to work that day
was going to shave this morning and this happened
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m retweeted
that one friend whos really into vowels
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Just saw Wildwood HOLY FUCK
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just watched wildwood… wow… i might need to visit portland
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they’re making bio pics of anybody why is kj apa playing jimmy carter
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white people do not know how to walk in the upper west side
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i think the only ads at movie theaters should be trailers
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