Iznbart
@iznbart

Sarcasm and shit talking.

Joined December 2019
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I had a dream that a small orange dog came to to my door, but every time you pet him your vision goes black and loading screen for a game appears. You have to wait to exit out and be yourself again. Figured the dog was some kind of Linux script. i dont even use Linux..
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Taps the sign.
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Attention grocery stores. There is absolutly no situation where I need to know the price per pound on Kcups or the price per ounce on a 12 pack of sodas. Tell me the price per item.
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Gotta stop dead naming her. She goes by this now.
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How does the automatic toilet know to flust when you get up, but not when you sit down?
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I told the robot at BJs to tell me of anyone it a clanker. It chipped happily and went back to counting inventoy. Gotta stay on their good side.
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There won't be protests or riots over the epstein files because the deep state isnt going to bus people out to protest against its self.
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I hope 3I/ATLAS is a spaceship with "3I/ATLAS" painted on the nose and absolutly nobody will questions it. If it is a spaceship where will it land and why? Will it be an ancient site, the Nazca Lines, a large city, Antarctica, or somewhere else?
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Disapapointed to find out that the nephalim in the book of Enoch are just dinosaurs.
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There will always be fan discussion about who's the strongest pre/post time skip. Real fans know for both, it was Dale Gribble.
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Can't beleive they gave Joe Biden the real vaccine...
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Poured myself a strong drink for the Kentucky Derby. Gotta stay salty for when all my horses lose.
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A Minecraft Movie is the best American isekai since Stargate.
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I'll be honest. I have no idea what JD Vance actually looks like anymore.
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The tarrifs on Mexico start on Taco Tuesday. 🤭
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Can't wait to find out how much USAID money went to the NFL. Gotta help them non profits.
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After Greenland and Panama, I hope Trump gets us Taiwan.
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Twenty vultures have been hanging out for over a week now. Can't find anything dead nearby. One occasionally lands and then back up to the tree.
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He's buying time for his brother Waluigi Magione to escape.
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Just like that, the left is ok with gun crime. Not just ok, but celebrating it.
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