I'm not actually a bitch...I'm just really into myself
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Those who believe in "God" you think God listens? And God is a man?
Y'all believe there's a man out there that that listens? 馃槀馃槀馃槀
Yeah I think I'll die before I meet a man that actually listens
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People who use $100 bills for purchases under $20
What make you think you special?
#thecustomerisalwayswrong
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What if jesus's return is just Prince coming out of the sky in his assless chaps? #purplerainispiss
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How come people get congratulations on being cancer free for a year
But the people who haven't had a herpes outbreak for 12 months don't get shit?
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Old men be like "hey sugar tits I really like looking at your intimate parts you've covered up to go out in public
What's the matter can't I give you a compliment by sexually harassing you?"
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Stop checking to see if that guy is watching your stories
He totally is from airplane mode you sexy cunt
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Wanna know how much your boyfriend loves you? Tell him you need to wear one of those tshirts when you sleepover...see how cool or crusty of his shirts he sends you
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Going to my friends (same age as me) daughters play...when she went to pay she said she was a senior citizen and I was under 12 because we're on a budget and they believed us!
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