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Isaac Newton right before discovering gravity
I think Apple goes higher
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Can I guess the CEO by the patch of their skin?
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Once you take it out of the packaging, the value plummets
Belongs in a museum
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Belongs in a museum
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a statement from Anthropic's Director of Killing People:
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🚨BREAKING: The NBA has found the Clippers circumvented the salary cap to funnel Kawhi Leonard money via third parties. • Clippers fined $30 million • Steve Ballmer must let Pablo Torre touch his head • "Pablo Torre Night" every Friday at Intuit Dome • Pablo Torre gets to commit arson on Intuit Dome • "Pablo Torre Night" every Monday at Intuit Dome • Bradley Beal renamed Pablo Torre • Pablo Torre gets to sub into games, if he wants • Pablo Torre given Inglewood, California
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new term for masturbating dropped
Vibing with my DNA 🧬
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classic debate
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smart glasses, a closer look full investigation on YouTube
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From our upcoming interview...
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warning to food-eaters
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this is too far
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sign me up
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NASDAQ: -1.00% Stockigami? No ❌ (20 time(s) in history) First time: -1.00% (Jan. 29, 1973) Most recent previous: -1.00% (Jan. 14, 2026)
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the best rare custom company watches (a thread 🧵) FTX (2021):
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Calendar trick is too easy
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yesterday was the most important day in S&P 500 history
S&P 500: -0.69% Stockigami? No ❌ (69 time(s) in history) First time: -0.69% (May 8, 1928) Most recent previous: -0.69% (Sept. 2, 2025)
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Finance guy reacts to bills, cash, money, and dollars
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easy one today @jackstebbs
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