Not as stupid as some people. But also stupider than other people.
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Hey @Chase, spend a minute thinking about the irony of me calling the credit card fraud line and having an Indian pick up and ask for my credit card info. Then do better.
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I’d like to announce that any movie set in space that is described as “out of this world” will be boycotted by me.
Just stop doing it.
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Imagine how easy it would be to spot Indian phone scammers if we made it illegal for American companies to outsource call centers to India.
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This seems like a good time for Israel to prove their value to us after so many billions invested in our “strategic allies”. Go take care of Iran. They’re weak, you’re armed, I’m waiting.
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Hey @elonmusk if you want to be a trendsetter, let’s have an option to block entire categories on X. I don’t care about fishing, I’ve never cared about fishing, I don’t wanna watch videos about fishing,stop showing me posts about fishing EVERY DAY.
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After 700 hours of Grok coding, (including superheavy) I tried out GPT5 codex. After 2 days with it, I’m cancelling Grok. It’s MILES better. I am a fan of basically everything @elonmusk has ever done, but I had to remove one thing from the list today. Codex puts it to shame.
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So the dem shutdown is causing illegals to lose snap which makes conservatives happy, and the whole time dem’s favorability is dropping nation wide. That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in years.
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Up next on the list of completely random things X decided to pack my feed with today for absolutely no reason: Indian cinema and stock market technical analysis. Do I hit “not interested” 100 more times or just give up for a week?
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Hey @GregAbbott_TX remember when the border needed to be closed and you stood up for us all and got it done? We appreciated that. It’s time to protect us again. Vacate the seats. NOW. Not in another month. NOW.
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How about X use this great AI that it’s got to let us REALLY tune what we want to see on our feed. Like how half of the recommended posts for me are from England for some reason. Even cable news knows what country I want news from, why doesn’t X?
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Hey @realDonaldTrump let’s have a law that at the doctor I only have to write my name and the date ONE TIME. Just filled out new patient paperwork and had to write the date seven times including one page that had it more than once on the same piece of paper.
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I’d just like to let some of you women on dating sites know: heart shaped sunglasses are only stylish if you’re 8 years old and it’s 1993.
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Boy, the X algorithm really just went full shotgun today. I’m getting the most random stupid crap recommended. Browsing X is now a full time job just repeatedly clicking “not interested”.
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At this point we all assume that anyone saying there is no Epstein client list is ON the client list. All you had to do was be better than the democrats. The bar was so very low, but you failed anyway. Maybe the new America party is not such a bad idea.
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