Just your average choom trying to live in this Orwellian distopia. I've done so much with so little for so long that now I can do anything with nothing.

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Replying to @SteveInman
The left wants to solve all their problems with someone else's money, even though nobody is preventing them from solving those same problems with their own money.
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This is Flock in a nutshell:
“I Value My Privacy”: Flock Tells Public to Stop Photographing Its Staff
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Le féminisme moderne ♀️
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State-administered death is now more common in Canada than gun homicide is in the U.S. That didn’t happen by accident.
🇨🇦 Deaths from assisted dying: 16499 🇺🇸 Deaths from firearm homicaide: 15364 More people died through Canada’s assisted dying program than were killed with guns in the United States. Make it make sense...
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Accurate af
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Classic 😂
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Big Data engineers 2026.
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Comic by @GPrime85
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He was gonna get his $laptop fixed, but @HunterBiden got high. $HUNTER is live on Robinhood! 100% of fees will buy and burn solana:8oQEW25mcVzeWvcjkGup9ob3KafVMNdzAi8XXmmWpump
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Your TV might be one of 216,000,000 LG smart TVs sold worldwide. Researchers rooted one and pulled plain text transcripts of what people said in the room. It kept recording while the screen looked off. If your TV can do that, it’s time to look at everything else on your desk👇🏻
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Replying to @RepFine
“We will make an example out of him” Oh look. A sitting U.S. congressman is openly threatening a U.S. citizen.
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Fact
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THEY DID THE MEME!!! THEY DID THE MEME!!!!!!!!!!
Replying to @RT_com
So now fishing is bad just because Brown people are the ones doing it to survive? You bad faith conservatives make me sick.
Community note
The video and local reports show immigrants dragging a live baby bottlenose dolphin ashore in Ceuta and beating it to death with a stick, not fishing. This violates Spanish law strictly protecting cetaceans from capture or harm. elfarodeceuta.es/daubma-denunci… boe.es/buscar/act.php
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