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Algorithm please connect me with my fellow gay nyc boys and moots from insta and bsky
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gay guy at gay birthday telling us a story that at a fire island house orgy during a “Just for Fans Week” someone fell off a balcony and had to be airlifted off the island
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close enough welcome back Hurricane Sandy
All models now agree that a strong coastal storm will develop later today. By Sunday, this storm will be pulled westward towards the NJ/NY coast. This will result in a heightened risk of heavy rain, damaging winds and coastal flooding this weekend. More details on the way today.
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the Charli XCX version of danceteria referencing the London Overground on top of Madonna mentioning the 4/5/6 trains is the double crossover pop music x public transit bop I NEEDED
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I was on the C train arriving into 42 St-Port Authority and of course it announces the transfers to the 1 2 3 7 A E N Q R S W and an Irish tourist goes “oi you can learn thee whole alphabet here hey can you?” 😭😭😭
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my brothers ex girlfriend is on the 4 train with me and she keeps looking at me like she’s about to vomit I’m cackling
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Vote like this isn’t true
Republicans Privately Say They’re Doomed in the Midterms — MS Now
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Now I have to defend the bar cmon man
😮 Wow. I honestly did not know that there was a single place on the planet—in 2026—that still had an idiotic mask mandate.
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the M used to go Downtown with the J then continue into South Brooklyn. So train doors would open at Bowery and Canal St in opposite directions and both trains would announce simultaneously, “This is a Brooklyn-bound M train”
someone got on the m train next to me and asked another rider if this was the queens-bound direction. they responded that both ways on the m-train go to queens and you could see the confused question asker’s brain blue-screen in real time
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when I went to Texas for the first time I met a girl at a bar who told me she was engaged so I said “mazel tov.” She and her friend both laughed, thought I was being “silly” with my response. Told them I was Italian/Jewish and they were shocked; said they never met a Jew before
honestly every time I leave the northeast it still feels bizarre to find out most white people aren’t catholic or jewish
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The concept of these two bickering rail agencies shutting down all of New York area air traffic
The latest. @Amtrak says they were not to blame — and point to @NJTRANSIT reuters.com/world/us/faa-hal…
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The craziest part of growing up in the northeast is finding out knowing a ton of Irish and Italians is actually not standard for the United States.
Most common White ethnicity by U.S. county.
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Adulting is cool because I wanted a Coke Zero so I got myself one
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all this tells me is commuting tomorrow is going to be a disaster
TRUMP TO VISIT MAMDANI IN NEW YORK CITY ON MONDAY — NYT
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the A train to the C train at 11:30 pm:
all reaction videos
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Have a hairy Friday
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Am I from Chicago? No. Do I like bears and Dunkin? Yes. So I’m probably the only New Yorker with the Dunkin x Chicago Bears collab hat thanks to the efforts of @EmilioEmm 🥰
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If you guys don’t just sit your asses down and eat the macaronis …
A REGULAR NIGHT TURNED INTO A DATE😊🌈
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I’ve been telling my friends from the beginning: as deep into the political discourse we can entrench ourselves in, the midterms will be decided by: • can I afford gas at the pump? • can I afford my thanksgiving meal ingredients at Walmart? Nothing else matters.
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