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After Roy Cohn died, his assets were seized. Cohn's lover was allowed to keep a pair of diamond cuff links given to Roy by his protege, Donald Trump, as a token of friendship to his mentor. He later had them assessed and they were revealed to the counterfeits.

I want these. But I want it to come with a game for a VR headset that lets you actually ride in one of the cars on the tracks you build.

Today, I find myself in mourning for the death of common sense. Rest in peace, oh, our collective ability to see what's obvious and react sensibly.

Trump is getting ready to have his Night of Long Knives!

I think Bunny and Sony should develop tools to make Destiny a game of player created content. What they need is a bunch of players building their own worlds. Then they can keep it going without DLC.

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I found these cookies in my parents kitchen that were designed to lampoon stupidity in it's most primal form!

Just because we live in the world as it is, doesn't mean that we can't advocate for what it should be. Never stop dreaming of or fighting for a better future!

Ramy Youssef could be the next Tom Hanks. He infused "Mountainhead" with an endearing appeal I did not expect, given the subject matter.

If I were a vampire I'd turn Keith Richards so all the people who wonder when he'll die never get their answer.