Hey @HarryMaguire93 this is a what a captain looks like.

December 18th 2018. Sliding doors momentent 2018. If only Ed Woodward had backed Mourinho, instead of siding with the dancing queens aka Jogba, Jessica, Trashford and sick note Martial. The day the rot set in. #MUFC #Mourinho

What's the odds on this team running and pressing today, despite, the manager doesn't believe in the principle?. #MUFC

For your morning coffee. It's match day. The result is meaningless,club is built on a foundation of wet sand and is going nowhere fast! I trust NONE of these players! Discuss ... #MUFC

Sheep with the attention span of a goldfish shall eat up Carricks propaganda conference like birthday cake. United are absolutely FUBAR! #MUFC

For your morning coffee. Wilcox hasn't the minerals to deal with Conte! Discuss..... #MUFC

For your morning coffee. "I told them to slow down at 4-0" Fabregas. United are nothing more than a brand trading off the fumes of their illustrious history. #MUFC

As a United fan since 1985, I never envisioned being so utterly ashamed. This team are an embarrassment to the legacy of their predacessors. Gentlemen you have disgraced yourselves and the jersey. #MUFC #carrickout

Carrick and these players did a con job of epic proportions last season. Now the dildo of consequences is smashing them. #Como #UCL

Note to Carrick. Bruno is NOT a false nine. Tactical disaster class in Como. #UCL

For your morning coffee. The Ten Hag revisionism, on here is laughable! Two cups and full credit due, but... £600 spent on clowns including Antony, Onana and Malacia eye al. Give over! #MUFc

For your morning coffee. Carrick out of his depth✅ Bruno "not allowed to speak"✅ Gleneos manifested a toxic culture in Carrington ✅ Squad heavy with mediocre players✅ Another rebuild on sand ✅ #MUFC

Worst start since 86✅ Then Fergie came and the rest is history ✅ Even Big Rons standards were FAR higher than Carricks✅ He had a good squad with ACTUAL strikers, and a style of play✅ The narrative shall be "good performance today" 😀 Big deal! this team is playing with relegation form✅ What are your thoughts🤔 #MUFC

1-0 at HT. These players turn up when they feel like it✅ Maguire has been decent v Calvert Lewin thus far ✅ #MUFC

For your morning coffee. Caption this. "Fuck it Jonny, I've had enough of these charlatans, we're both starting today" #MUFC