Tale as old as time.

Got caught up in yesterday’s scream club traffic jam at Lake Nokomis. Boy, was I confused. Glad I figured it out after some research. It was a heated mess.

Calling the vet… Hello, vet clinic, is this a medical emergency or can I put you on a brief hold? You can hold me. 🙄🤭😆

RIP Andy. Thanks for keeping it real & fresh & full of fat. #Faturday FTB

#Faturday forever and always @WorldofIsaac

🚨 It's #ProBowlVote double count day 🚨 RT for your chance to win this autographed @amonra_stbrown jersey. Each RT = 2 votes‼️

🚨 It's #ProBowlVote double count day 🚨 RT for your chance to win this autographed @JaredGoff16 jersey. Each RT = 2 votes‼️ #WPMOYChallenge

And here's a Thanksgiving Giveaway from @CallSam and me to say thanks to all of you that make this community so great. Repost & follow us both for a chance to win a signed photo. Go @Lions @SandersSponsors

Dan Campbell got surprised with the first question at his press conference on Wednesday. It was about his dogs. “I love my dogs,” he said. “Dogs love you for what you are. They don’t have bad days. That’s pretty cool.” Campbell’s wife Holly posted a photo Monday with Dan and their dog making a coffee run.

#NFLXPSweepstakes @jedwardswanson We ready! Love a good contest. #OnePride

Leave it to @upperplayground 🌯 #Vote2024

You’re bound to lose. Let’s do this, America. 🇺🇸 #Harris_Walz2024 #ForThePeople #MadamPresident #childlesscatlady

Just a kid from Marin with a dream… @JaredGoff16 @ShaneZylstra84 reps well! What a game, @Lions! Keep up the great work! #OnePride

Way to go, @blue_jeep - what a well-deserved honor to be named @Lions fan of the year! Congratulations!! This is so great!!

So much fun meeting up with Lions road warriors in MSP! What a perfect fall day to enjoy a @Lions victory & to see @blue_jeep & @lions_crackman & Ben & so many others again! Still grinning! Keep up the great work, fellas! This is so fun! #OnePride #AllGrit #DetroitvsEverybody

Can’t wait to see all the @Lions fans at tomorrow’s game! Hoping to see loads of @KNARFWONGAR jerseys here, in his homeland & to hear my favorite kid from Marin, @JaredGoff16 ‘s, chant take over the stadium! So excited! #onepride #GRIT #DetroitvsEverbody #motorcitylove

Hey #OnePride … who wants a pair? A certain sports clothing shop online has messed up so many of my orders that these are on the house. I don’t want to take them, so I’m passing on the swag. Just RT and I’ll run it tonight! 👟 shop.detroitlions.com/detroi…

Neighbor’s roofers didn’t let last night’s weather disrupt them too much. They paused for maybe 15 mins of the wild stuff & then got right back to it. #mnwx

Hi, @Delta - Loved spotting the @TeamUSA plane out of MSP earlier this month. The card collection is small & slowly growing (with multiples on the 737 if anybody’s interested) - what a cool idea! Might you have any extra Team USA cards to share & beef up the bench? Thank you!