The real reason I ain’t pressed to have kids cause who gone watch the baby???? Me????
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Tomorrow is Monday and I genuinely don’t feel like participating.
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One thing about me, I’m muting a group chat almost immediately.
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Ran all my lil errands before noon. #growth #elder
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Cardi be putting that shit on
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Not commenting a mf thing to get the link to any outfit. Imma screenshot that mf and find it myself and you can go to hell.
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YEEHA
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Hotties it’s time to start getting yall shit together and locking in we moving real militant for TINA SNOW 🫡❄️
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“I asked ChatGPT to turn me into a crackhead”
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LITERALLY
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I really hate that settings notifications can’t be turned off.
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BUT the extend wallpaper EATS
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The snooze alarm doesn’t work.. 🥴
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Been watching random episodes of NCIS (og) these last few weeks. I’m finally starting the series from the beginning.
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In real life?
People who hide their partners till they propose or till they get married. How do you celebrate your partner on their birthday????
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I want a bracelet stack but don't know where to start.. I only wear my watch
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As adults, we only need 6 wings. A 10 piece is too much 😂😭
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Just realized in 2 months imma be the color of uncooked pancake batter..
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low racial self esteem
Brian Steele need a BET Award
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