"Sing With Me At the Edge of Paradise" @TTUPress; "The Plagues" @cornerstoneUWSP; "I Know You're Out There Somewhere" @DeepHeartsYA

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Palmetto Row issue 2 is out! 🌴 Check out fantastic flash-length work by @anxiousinithaca @ewenglass @Dango_Ramen @jbaumann035 and Kelly Murashige 🕶️☀️
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Anyone who approves of this best be permanently turning off their television and radio stations and never going to movies.
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
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This whole job discourse sounds like this to me: Boomers: just walk into businesses with a paper resume and you'll get a job! Millennials: Maybe don't bring iced coffee to an interview and don't expect six figures to start? Gen Z: You two are the same.
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And admins are sometimes FORCING faculty to teach using it. Insufferable.
Replying to @Tyler_A_Harper
ChatGPT dropped 4 years ago and it’s hard to point to ONE college that has undertaken sweeping overhauls to fight AI. The ugly reality is that colleges are zombie institutions whose educational mission is long abandoned, nihilistically groaning forward thanks only to inertia. 5/
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L, and I cannot stress this enough, MAOOOOOOOO
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This dude's crashout is really hilarious and worth reading.
Your child goes to Princeton and decides to major in English. So let's look at the course offerings. To begin, how about a course on dolls? "These small, domestic, and seemingly trivial objects have played surprisingly significant roles in large socio-cultural histories, including the histories of gender, race, modern psychology, commodity aesthetics, colonialism, and technology."
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"Do you think you're superior for not using Al in your work?" Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.
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A suggested start: stop acting like "Everyone should have healthcare" and "Joe Biden lost the 2020 election" are parallel and equal extremes on the left versus right.
Promise to America fellows are in Austin, TX at the @DNC Summer Meeting to talk about our principles and the path forward for the Democratic Party.
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i’m so serious if generative ai ceased to exist tomorrow, nothing in my life would change except for the fact that i’d be less pissed off and frustrated and that most of the apps i use would start working properly again lmfao
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I'm sorry. WHAT tier?
I'd love an acceptance from any of these fabulous journals!
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AI evangelists maybe actually talk to people about how they feel about the sources of their stuff challenge.
I bet if you cooked that pasta you'd tell everyone you made spaghetti wouldn't you? 😆 Guess what, that pasta was also made by a machine You dumbass Who gives a shit who made what when and where lol. Either you like what's in front of you or you don't
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JoeJoeBeans retweeted
Trump pushing for AI in US classrooms is so predictable. Billionaires have ZERO CAPACITY to plan for a humane future. May they all rot in their vibrating bot-powered beds. 🙏
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What's all the buzz? Oh, it's Joe Baumann's HOT LIPS! If you seek short stories about college students with supernatural powers and other quirks, look no further, and read the collection here: curiouscurlspublishing.com/r…
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"Pop," but instead of N'Sync it's the AI bubble.
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where is the lie
the downfall of civilization happened when white guys stopped making music like this and started recording podcasts instead
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The Diving Bell and the Butterfly was written by a man who had to convey/dictate his entire memoir by blinking a single eye for each letter. Mentioned in lieu of absolutely nothing.
I’m tired, boss. These people suck.
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Meet STORY fiction editor: Joe Baumann (@jbaumann035) Joe is the author of six collections of short fiction. He was a 2019 Lambda Literary Fellow in Fiction and currently directs the MFA in Writing at Lindenwood University.  He can be reached at joebaumann.wordpress.com.
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Zohran Mamdani’s administration has secured $1.8 million in restitution for 800+ NYC fast food and retail workers whose labor rights were violated.
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This was one of my faves the year it came out. Read up, bb fans.
Since it's opening day for the MLB: If you're a fan of baseball and satirical science fiction noir novels... you might enjoy my novel THE BODY SCOUT ⚾🤖🕵️‍♀️🧬 bookshop.org/a/88357/9780316…
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They took great care of a story of mine.
#BIPOCwriters of fiction & creative non-fiction, @thenormalschool is accepting submissions at NO cost, just for YOU! Send your best by March 29th, 2026! 🌟 The Normal School is an online journal from #CSUFresno. They dig quirky-challenging work! 📎 thenormalschool.com/submissi…
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