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living soft.
MMDCE “my man don’t cheat everyday” okay o 🤣🤣🤣
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“Verify if you’re a human” Sia robot bɛsɔre 2am abɛgye loan
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lol i dislike that stop the wedding song so much
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I’m always fascinated by people who think their interpretation of me is more accurate than my actual experience of myself. 😭
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has anyone actually tried to dispute a fine since it’s implementation ?
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some of you are very anyhow cos what is this lmaaaooo
Ghanaians start Dey cover plates to avoid road fines from the govt
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Pedestrian Walkway, sidewalk turned into garages and car parks by car dealerships while authorities look on nonchalantly
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I don’t really remember wanting to be anything for some time. I just knew I wanted to have money. lots of it.
So everyone wanted to be a Doctor growing up?
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labeling yourself with mental disorders without proper diagnosis is the new cool I see. ɛna I’m neurodetergent, I’m acoustic, I’m this I’m that. just excuses to be anyhow. these are real life problems people actually suffer from not some cute new trend ffs.
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by all means, if you believe strongly that something is wrong with you, seek a health professional and get diagnosed. get the help you need. but please stop tagging yourself with these labels. you’re mocking people who actually do have it.
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A tip for this is to always surround yourself with friends and family 24/7 right after a break up. Be around people as much as possible for a few weeks. This is the only way through. If you're by yourself all the time you will mentally spiral and might even beg for the person to come back or you'll go crazy. That's also why maintaining genuine friendships and not dropping them the moment you get a partner is important. This is why male centered women never have genuine friendships. They go through a break up, never had any friends, so immediately find another dude as fast as possible. So she hops from relationship to relationship. No friends. Only heart break. Continue the cycle of desperation until some guy marries her.
raw dog your break ups. don’t do rebounds. just feel the pain and move on. you’ll be fine.
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Mind you, he also got her to stop working and promised to give her money monthly. She came online and bragged that she was a “stay at home girlfriend”, abirun oshi😂😂😂
After cohabiting, it has ended in tears. He chased her out by 11:43 and blocked her everywhere even on TikTok. I don’t even know where the block button is on TikTok😭😭
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lrt, the idea of a stay at home gf is so silly. wym stay at home gf ? stay at which home ? if you don’t go to father’s house and go and work
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Replying to @MisolaofJesus
My brain: * Don’t tell them the real problem because they might think you are lazy, so just lie * Me: I need about 12 hours straight because I can’t be spending much on bus fare for just 5hrs. A: Okay, that’s fine. I’ll book you for 12 hours then because we are short staffed.
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i dont know why but I think love island ng is going to be hilarious 🤣🤣
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The paradox of not liking to cook but still knowing how to cook. 🫠
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so the weather is only going to get hotter from now till February 2027.
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parents really give sound advice sometimes but I don’t understand why they doesn’t use it themselves.
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This is for my circle These are not diagnostic criteria of “neurodivergence”. You’ll follow this, come to the clinic, we’ll run tests and tell you you are normal and you’ll think we are the quacks because you followed an online influencer and gave yourself a label
Things I thought everyone experienced until I found out I was neurodivergent:
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We’re not saying government should fix all problems at once. That is a convenient strawman. We are saying that the government has the capacity to roll out initiatives in a more holistic manner, and we must hold them to that, not make excuses.
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