Jesus Christ
@jesus

Carpenter, Healer, God

 Israel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus
Joined October 2006
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GAME ON
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I’m high as a kite. Merry Christmas everybody!
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WHERE MY PEEPS AT!?
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Good night
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I was returning BUT YOU SHOT MY BALLOON!
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Aww shux, you shouldn’t have.
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It is finished.
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Casual Sunday reading…
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Sunday Funday. Got any plans? Don’t say church.
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Truth be told
Business Insider
@BusinessInsider
11 Nov 2022
I've been 'Jesus Christ' on Twitter for 14 years — and thanks to Elon Musk, I'm now verified trib.al/RS9dNqq
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Wow!
Gareth P Jones
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It appears I have more than 12 followers
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TGIF!
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Why the assumption I am fake?
CNN
@CNN
10 Nov 2022
"Twitter has given a blue check verified mark to Jesus Christ ... Things are getting a bit confusing at Twitter under Elon Musk." @donie reports on the surge of fake accounts on Twitter as the paid verification system launches.
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Who has two thumbs and verified?
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This is a parody
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
6 Nov 2022
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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You don’t need to tell people you follow me in your bio. It proves nothing.
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I keep telling Dad that we don’t need to put people through the same childhood I had.
Abam@AdamBroud
7 Aug 2022
Saw this and can’t stop thinking about how much better I am at making plans than God
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Bring it!
Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com@CoreyRForrester
6 Apr 2020
Is this church gonna whoop Jesus’s ass?
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There’s a time for compassion. There’s a time for patience. There’s a time for forgiveness. And when they all run out, don’t act surprised when we turn the tables upside down.
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