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#Isles special teams through five games:
PP: 4-for-16 (25%)
PK: 16-for-19 (84.2%)
An encouraging start under Rocky Thompson and Bob Boughner.
More in our 20 takeaways @TheElmonters ⤵️
theelmonters.com/p/islanders…
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It is an absolute shame Saquon Barkley was toiling away in New Jersey for so many years. He’s finally unleashed and it’s quite something.
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Peep the goal song @TheBigLeebowski 👀
John Tavares STOPS the comeback for Austria and wins it in overtime for Canada 🚨
(via @TSN_Sports)
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Gofundme? @ttislandpodcast
#Isles Mathew Barzal has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the Collective Bargaining Agreement, for high-sticking CAR defenseman Tony DeAngelo.
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JEFF retweeted
I love being like "fuuuck sakes what now?" when I get an email and it's just someone asking me to do things that are definitely my job
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DEN 20 - 70 MIA
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1077th unique final score in NFL history.
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Watching hockey @jon_bois
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Hey @AndySamberg @thelonelyisland can’t wait to see Shy Ronnie at the super bowl halftime show this Sunday, good luck!!!!
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There has been much debate about which star Russian goaltender in New York is better. This game settles it, it’s Semyon Varlamov.
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Watching baseball @jon_bois
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if you run the ball out of the back of your own end zone you should be allowed to replay the down. maybe you’re in the red zone, nobody’s open, you want another look, so you tuck and run backwards for 85 yards. you could just run away. that’d be hilarious
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