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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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Hanging out with my bony friend, peace and love
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How you view Elizabeth is almost like a mirror into parts of your inner world. Do you reactively call her a “black hole” out of fear of what she could be? Do you know that black holes arise from the mass of a star compressed infintesimally? Why are you othering her?
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Thinkin about how the dad in Wildwood was hearing the worst news of his life and he still kept that fuckass beanie on #weknowurbalding
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Wildwood is a spectacular movie but it has a core problem of being a 3 hour movie in 2 hours, and this is primarily because of the position LAIKA was in during production. Still, it feels like an adventure movie preserved in Amber from the early 2010s (compliment)
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They’re killing the fuck out of people in this movie
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"ok guys i'm gonna set the phone down on record, everyone get in a circle, unbuckle your belts and pretend you're gonna pull your dick out, it's gonna be lit bro trust me we're gonna get hella girls with this on god"
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Artists and creatives who grew up on the internet saw every possible take on any given work ranging from dissertations on why it’s good to people going “this shit mid”, and they all are weighted the same on the screen. There’s only one way to handle this: don’t care. Fuck ‘em all
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Weed being semi-illegal is kinda like prohibition but instead of going blind off moonshine made by your wooden furniture it’s everyone getting stupider and more prone to psychosis off 80% THC sativa.
Marijuana is not what it used to be, seems like it’s been laced with dumb & dumber. Yall don’t want to talk about that though. It doesn’t even smell the same anymore, smells like more chemicals than flower
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