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“So Jamie, tell us a little bit about yourself.”
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“Here in this pretty world, gallantry took its last bow… Look for it only in books, for it is no more than a dream remembered.”
SEC Football Championship Game to conclude historic 35-year run as College Football Playoff expands: SECsports.social/fbchamp35
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goodbye goodbye goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky rip @SEC championship
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amen to that #TheGildedAge
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Jamie retweeted
this is easily the hottest picture i’ve seen of him
.@BeauBayh with a Heineken outside Memorial Stadium.
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Oh my god why is someone reporting on AO3 for CNN GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!
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Cultural exchange program where small liberal arts college students are shipped off to large D1 schools on the weekends for football games
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lives were changed
The Buffy musical ‘Once More, With Feeling’ aired 25 years ago today
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This is why Republicans lost every statewide office and the State House in Georgia. I’m trying to lower your bills and you guys are asking me where I’m going to pee.
Replying to @bentleyforus
@bentleyforus which bathroom will you be using at the Capitol?
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Republicans lost so bad even the Corey Tower is libbing out
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we are rapidly approaching the best time of the year aka holiday gift guide season
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Jamie retweeted
“dreamed into existence from all the hopes your mother and i once shared.” ALL THEY WANTED WAS TO HAVE KIDS AND GROW OLD TOGETHER IN THE SUBURBS IM SICK #VISIONQUEST
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Blue wave so crazy Last Jedi is about to be the only canon Star Wars movie
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everyone who abandoned twitter running back during the blue wave to watch hilarious sickos who never left mercilessly drag republicans
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i heard they’re replacing the bible with red white and royal blue in all 50 states
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I DON'T HAVE ANY JOKES, IT'S 2:30 AM AND I'M JUST HAPPY!!! SAM FORSTAG!!!
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sending more hotties to DC in 2027 ✅
Decision Desk HQ projects Sam Forstag wins the MT US House 1 General Election #DecisionMade: 2:04 AM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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gave 14 years of my life to this website just for days like this
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Jamie retweeted
Tearing down all the data centers and replacing them with Criterion Closets.
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You are posting about the election results on Threads. I’m libbing out and laughing at memes about Greg Abbott getting turned into a Waymo on Twitter with the real sickos. We are not the same.
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Texas is gray for five more seconds, before flooding beautiful, beautiful, unmistakable, Lake LBJ blue.
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