Fractional Janitor & Ruby dude (Laid off from Big Tech) Catholic, Dad and wife guy, Peace Corps Samoa, Politically Unhoused, Whippet aficionado.

Twin Cities, MN
I am a last word avoider, unless pressed. It's just such a cheap rhetorical trick, and I know many of those tricks.
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Replying to @Crime_In_NYC
Check out the gateway sticks on that hijab! This is Globalization at 11/10. Let's bring it down a notch, shall we?

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Extra, extra, read all about it. Claude confirmed legally, fully retarded. Never go full retard.
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Replying to @john_malone
jim henson… creator of the muppets?
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Baseball is Masonic tricknology confirmed!
I know it’s just a trick, but one takeaway from DFW’s math book is still scrambling my brain, and it’s that, the distance from home plate to second base IS NOT A RATIONAL NUMBER Like. You can actually measure it, of course. But the square root of 16,200 is an infinite decimal…
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The Pope forbid Catholic men from joining the Freemasons; this is one reason why the @KofC was founded. But Catholics can still play baseball.

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Baseball is Masonic tricknology confirmed!
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John Malone retweeted
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It's like the siren Song of the Seas; for all different kinds of nerds.

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Be brave in all things.

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I've got a better idea.
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The introduction of the SUV is the precise moment in history when the United States of America began to decline.
Made with AI
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"Atmosphere - Say Shh" is a great song that is now just ironic. 🎶"If the playground is clear of stems and syringes Say shhh, say shhh If there's only one store in your town that sells 12-inches Say shhh, say shhh If no one in your crew walks around with a gun Say shhh, say shhh And if you ain't gonna leave cause this is where you're from Say shhh, say shhh" genius.com/Atmosphere-say-sh…
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Jesus said a lot of things. He came to bring the sword. He came to divide fathers from sons, mothers from daughters. He said if you don't work, you don't eat.
What are we going to do about the hicklibs, man?
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The Good Samaritan is a parable that many people don't understand properly. A Jewish man was robbed and left for dead. He was passed by and overlooked....personally...by other Jews. The good Samaritan is good because he 1. stopped 2. helped personally 3. paid personally for the welfare of the injured man 4. was a member of a hated religion minority and helped personally anyways.
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New term idea: instead of hollowed out, Halo’ed Out?
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