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to do good research, you must first be confused
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Does anyone else put on classical music and instantly feel like they're the main character in a movie
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Do you guys ever get so bored you just highlight random words in a document instead of reading it
A black person shouldn’t have to be perfect or extraordinary or a college grad or a parent in order to explain why they deserved to not be shot by a police officer. This is a simple concept.
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As my father explained during his lifetime, a riot is the language of the unheard.
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John retweeted
NEXT STOP: WORLD SERIES #DODAMAGE
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Replying to @TPAIN
@TPAIN Great concert but you really didn’t need to crack the trans joke. There are way funnier things you could have said. We’re a Catholic school. Accuse us of watching nun porn. Do better next time. Be more creative.
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THE SWEET SIXTEEN
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This is what I did on my snow day. Please make it worth it. VOTE AND RETWEET. PLEASE.
TEEN MOVIE MADNESS 2000-2009
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TEEN MOVIE MADNESS 2000-2009
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Hi friends-Caroline here. I will be participating and retweeting this out from John's account since I no longer have twitter but my participation in this is of the upmost importance. You're welcome in advance.
Teen Movie Madness. Round of 32 coming later today.
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A kid sitting next to me in class just whipped out a can of fried beans and started eating them and no one reacted
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Dear people who made the rules of chess, Caroline says you're stupid. Sincerely, John
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Read our interview with Caroline Strauss to learn about her accomplishments in her academic and athletic career: ow.ly/FkVR30f8IB0
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My girlfriend is currently being interviewed for a newspaper article about how cool she is, I hope she remembers me amidst her fame
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I'm at the DMV and the tv announced that Russell Westbrook just won MVP. I don't think anyone's left here in months
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BREAKING: After alt-right organizers saw huge counter-protests in Boston, they've canceled 67 "America First Rallies" scheduled in 36 states
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you: solar eclipse me, an intellectual: perfect opportunity to attack the fire nation
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