Up since 4 a.m. when my kid had to sleepy pee. Only half awake, a bunch went everywhere except inside the pot. This is my life. Sigh...
Tweet, tweet, tweet. How is it so many ppl have things to say on Twitter and I got nuthin'? Am I really that boring? Yes, yes I am.
It's day 2 of birthday week. To celebrate the white pubes growing outta my head, I'm hiding at the movies again, where it's nice and dark.
My only real motivation to go to work early is to nab the good parking spot. Hey, whatever gets me there...
My rings are so tight, I have muffinfinger. Time to lose some weight! #ImFat
It's Monday! Happy Monday everyone! It's gonna be a great week! Trying to convince myself Mondays don't suck. Is it working? Not really.
