Comedian | Presenter TikTok: jonbernardk (1M) 📧: jon@kairouzmedia.com

Sydney, New South Wales
Giving NAS some trash-talk lines before the Paul Gallen press conference
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Gallen (45) vs NAS (30). Who you got? 👀
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UFC wtf are we doing? Sean deserves $1M base minimum. Pay the man @SStricklandMMA
Sean Strickland is asking for 1 million dollars to fight on January 16th at UFC 336 against Imavov, while they are only offering him 400k show, 400k win.
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The guy who says “I read somewhere” 😭
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Jon-Bernard Kairouz retweeted
Every 6 months there’s a new disease that’s meant to kill us all. No one cares anymore.
The Pneumonic Plague that just escaped a lab in Russia is about 100x deadlier than COVID
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Jon-Bernard Kairouz retweeted
First day at the plague factory
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She’s got 40 guys hearting her story. Be different. Report her.
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Anything to avoid gym small talk 😭
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Nathan Cleary in a wheelchair is still probably a top 5 halfback in the NRL 😭
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BREAKING: Bondi erupts after the Roosters win the Grand Final.
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All the bandwagon Knights fans hitting the M1 at once. Traffic back to Newcastle is gonna be fucked 😭
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Who you got in the NRL GRAND FINAL?
26% Roosters
36% Knights
37% Couldn’t give a fuck
384 votes • Final results
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2026: Can’t get phone reception in my own house 1969: Nixon calling astronauts on the fucking MOON
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If true, will the media go after the ‘Pullman escorts’ with the same energy or nah?
MAJOR UPDATE: The Sydney Swans hotel scandal just took an absolute whiplash turn. Victoria Police are reportedly on the verge of dropping the case against the Sydney Swans players after a bombshell secret recording completely flipped the narrative. Here is what is allegedly going down behind closed doors. It can now be revealed that: A third woman reportedly arrived at the hotel room in the early hours armed with cocaine. Once she realized she was in a room full of high profile AFL stars, things changed. Subsequent interactions were secretly taped in what is now being heavily characterized as a calculated extortion plot. If these secret tapes hold up, the initial allegations are dead in the water, and the hunters become the hunted. With Isaac Heeney, Chad Warner, Nick Blakey, and James Jordon maintaining their absolute innocence from day one, the Victoria Police Sexual Crimes Squad is left holding a brief of evidence that is rapidly falling apart. Riley Bice remains cleared as a witness. The tables haven't just turned, they've been completely flipped. I have said from day one that this reeked of a setup. The AFL and the Swans owe the players and fans a huge apology.
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The Australian national debt can be solved by backing Willie Pike at Ascot 🐎
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The WORST pregnancy small talk 😭
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All this just to jam ads down your throat. They reinvented cable TV 😭
David Ellison has shown an official graphic of everything Skydance will own after acquiring Warner Bros and Paramount. Assets: • TNT • CBS • CNN • MTV • TCM • Showtime • Adult Swim • DC Studios • Paramount+ • Nickelodeon • HBO/HBO Max • Comedy Central • Cartoon Network Film Rights: • Star Trek • Gremlins • Beetlejuice • DC Comics • Tom & Jerry • Harry Potter • Citizen Kane • Transformers • A Quiet Place • Looney Tunes • The Conjuring • Mortal Kombat • Game of Thrones • Dora The Explorer • Mission Impossible • The Lord of the Rings • SpongeBob SquarePants • Avatar: The Last Airbender • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles • Dune 3 (distribution rights) • Minecraft (distribution rights) • MonsterVerse (distribution rights)
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Why are there SO MANY moths? 🇦🇺😭
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