34 year old victim of circumstance and biology/proud grandmother

Bug Mars
happy straight pride, bro come on in we're watching Ant-Man
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bae caught me misinterpreting The Boss’ Will
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nothing good comes from Doing Online after u take your sleeping meds
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control resonant is like: “zoe, i just ran into this guy” “haha that sounds freaking gay” “he died” “jesus… dylan, that’s a huge bummer…”
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regular human man (normal) retweeted
There's also a tiny bit of blood.
Nathan Fielder’s upcoming Elizabeth Holmes documentary ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ has officially been rated R. For “language and some graphic nudity.”
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like if you agree WITH EVERYTHING I’VE EVER FUCKING SAID
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regular human man (normal) retweeted
gay bart simpson:
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
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i fucking hate dewey from Malcom Middle so much. fuck dewey
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i find this scene to be downright…. kafkaesque
happy anniversary to the greatest scene ever put to film
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i love thinking about how many konami employees signed off on this going “yea fuck it, who cares”
Castlevania Dawn Of Sorrow "Konami's Best" Box Art
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my head itches and also i keep thinking about death
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not the kind of behavior i would expect from Carrot Top
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what’s everyone’s favorite Semisonic song? i’m rather fond of “Closing Time”.
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do you ever scratch your leg
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would you like to turn on push notifications for Mcdonald’s
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guy who says "thank you" to LLMs
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alex murphy chillwave
Why is the title theme to Robocop on the gb lowkey the best music in any videogame
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i will kill huey emmerich with my bare hands
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is michael winslow still doing those RIDICULOUS noises? he needs to grow up and get a job
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regular human man (normal) retweeted
"average people who just turn on SNL after work" it's on at 11:35pm on a saturday! so now service workers are considered "average" to you??
Cameron Winter tells Rolling Stone that the reaction to Geese’s SNL performance “really fucked me up”: "There were plenty of music-nerd people who loved it, but I felt like the reason they loved it was almost because it was sticking it to these average people who just turn on SNL after work. It depressed the shit out of me.” Read more: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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